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Vacacy! Vacacy!! Vacacy!!! by Anoneism(m): 2:20pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
VACACY! VACACY!! VACACY!!! This is to inform all the single ladies out there that there is a vacacy in my heart and that any interested candidate should apply on or before 31st September, 2013. BASIC REQUIREMENTS: The basic requirements for all interested candidates includes all of the followings: 1.She must be tall,bold, fair and beautiful. 2.She must be fluent in her spoken english. Legible handwriting will be an added bonus. 3.She must be domesticated i.e she must know how to cook different spices of delicious food. 4.She must have minimum of five(5) credits in her 0'level resultincluding Maths and English in not more than two (2) sittings. 5.For graduate: she must score above 200 in her JAMB and read a professional course from a reputable institution in or outside Nigeria and she must graduate with 3.50 CGPA and above. 6.She must be computer literate with obtainable result and she must be on Facebook, Twitter, 2go, WhatsApp and BBM. 7.She must be within the age bracket of 18-30years. 8.She must come from a well-to-do home i.e her parents must be bastardly RICH. 9.She must have not less than #500,000 in her bank account and she must come to the interview venue with her cheque book and ATM card. 10.She must state clearly the reasons behind the collapse of her previous relationship(s) in her application letter. 11.She must be a Christian and must have served in any of the following department in her church; choir, ushering,prayer band, youth fellowship and single sister's fellowship. 12.She must own a car and she must come to the interview venue with her personal car. 13.Her blood group must be 0+ and her genotype AA. 14.She must come with her recent HIV/ AIDS test result from a reputable hospital outside Nigeria. 15.She must weigh not less than 70kg. 16.Lastly and mostimportantly, she must be bedically skillful and talented i.e she must be sexually skillful with different styles. For further inquiry, please contact my personnel manager on 08022334455 or email: Anoneism@yahoo.com. |
Re: Vacacy! Vacacy!! Vacacy!!! by Anoneism(m): 2:22pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Interview date has been postponed to December 2nd, 2013 |
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