VACACY! VACACY!! VACACY!!!
This is to inform all the single ladies out
there that there is a vacacy in my heart
and that any interested candidate should
apply on or before 31st September, 2013.
BASIC REQUIREMENTS:
The basic requirements for all interested
candidates includes all of the followings:
1.She must be tall,bold, fair and
beautiful.
2.She must be fluent in her spoken
english. Legible handwriting will be an
added bonus.
3.She must be domesticated i.e she
must know how to cook different spices
of delicious food.
4.She must have minimum of five(5)
credits in her 0'level resultincluding
Maths and English in not more than two
(2) sittings.
5.For graduate: she must score above
200 in her JAMB and read a professional
course from a reputable institution in or
outside Nigeria and she must graduate
with 3.50 CGPA and above.
6.She must be computer literate with
obtainable result and she must be on
Facebook, Twitter, 2go, WhatsApp and
BBM.
7.She must be within the age bracket of
18-30years.
8.She must come from a well-to-do
home i.e her parents must be bastardly
RICH.
9.She must have not less than #500,000
in her bank account and she must come
to the interview venue with her cheque
book and ATM card.
10.She must state clearly the reasons
behind the collapse of her previous
relationship(s) in her application letter.
11.She must be a Christian and must
have served in any of the following
department in her church; choir,
ushering,prayer band, youth fellowship
and single sister's fellowship.
12.She must own a car and she must
come to the interview venue with her
personal car.
13.Her blood group must be 0+ and her
genotype AA.
14.She must come with her recent HIV/
AIDS test result from a reputable hospital
outside Nigeria.
15.She must weigh not less than 70kg.
16.Lastly and mostimportantly, she must
be bedically skillful and talented i.e she
must be sexually skillful with different
styles.
For further inquiry, please contact my
personnel manager on 08022334455 or
email: Anoneism@yahoo.com.

Interview date has been postponed to December 2nd, 2013