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Differences Between Jesus And Pastors by pendusky(m): 10:56am On Nov 19, 2013
am keeping this here for remembrance... no offense

12 MAJOR DIFFERENCES BETWEEN JESUS AND PASTORS TODAY

1. Jesus came for the poor but our pastors came for the rich.
2. Jesus fed 5,000 people but our pastors feeds 7 people (their family) and their personal account.
3. Jesus walked on water but our pastors walks on tiles and marbles.
4. Jesus traveled on donkey but our pastors travels on private jets.
5. Jesus preached about heaven but our pastors preaches prosperity.
6. Jesus sends his disciples abroad but our pastors travels abroad and leaves their disciples behind.
7. Jesus went out to meet the sick but our pastors wait for the sick to come to them, fill forms and wait in a room.
8. When Jesus heals he warned them not to tell anyone but when our pastor heals they broadcast it, shows it on TV both home and abroad.
9. Jesus has no place to stay but our pastors has mansions built home and abroad.
10. Jesus was an illiterate but our pastors has B.Sc, M.Sc, Ph.D, etc.
11. Jesus wore tunic and sandals but our pastors wears blazers, suits, shoes, skirts, blouses by Versace, Dolce & Gabanna, T.M. Lewis etc.
12. Jesus told the thief at his right hand 'Today, you will be with me in Paradise' but our pastors tells us 'Guys, find your way to paradise'.

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Re: Differences Between Jesus And Pastors by Demainman1: 11:10am On Nov 19, 2013
Nice one. Typical Nigeria Men of 'god' grin
Re: Differences Between Jesus And Pastors by richie44(m): 11:38am On Nov 19, 2013
Ma guy nearly all ur points are false.....

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