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The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 19, 2008 |
These are the only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use, 10. "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo,1566 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1999 And . . . drum roll . . . . . 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -Osama bin Laden, November, 2001 |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by abasifo(m): 5:45pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'll get back 2 u |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by benjay1(m): 7:18pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
@Poster You forgot to add when you were born. The doctor saw how ugly you were and shouted "What the @#$% is this ??" |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
ben jay, lets not start oh im so good at this, but, il let it pass, u'll be sorry the next time u f?:?k wit me, ("(hisses, ass whole)" |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 7:47pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
dont say it, just do it |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by benjay1(m): 8:28pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
Oyaletor: You . . . Ass wipe |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 8:33pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
hhmmm, |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by kpokpoti(m): 8:40pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
anybody here wan yarb |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 8:44pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
egbon sharrap jo which kind yarnins be dat na? |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by sunej(m): 9:32pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
kpokpoti: If u wan yarb, go enele Yuncsion for Warri, jobless anuofia |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 9:50pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
Hello, House , i am back again |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
@ben jay Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you, but on second thought, There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it , you know God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes , If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!! "whose laughing now, mumies boy" |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
nice one guy, keep it up |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 10:12pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
Hello, House , i am back again |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
@KAY$ WHO GIVES A F%%$#K IF YOU ARE BACK |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by benjay1(m): 10:21pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
@Oyaletor If I would like to hear from an asshole, I?d fart! |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
@kay$ im a very polite person, il let that pass, il be talkin to your mama the next time you f$%^k wit me."awabieyuwa-mugu like u" |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Cayon(f): 10:28pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
@poster still remains one of my favorite |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 10:35pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
@Oya , to n be , you dey jump oo , check my NLD Credibility , wahalai you go fear , No be lie |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
@ KAY$ YOU are begining to sound like my BOSS, he's like a diapers, "STINKS" |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
@ BEN JAY Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! ---------------------- i remember yo mama begging on her knees with 50k just for 2rounds,[s] [/s] wit my dog "jack ass" |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 2:57pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
**hiss** small fucking newbies |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
@kay$ Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure, but do you want do die stupid? i guess i'l just let u live ur misereable life afterall, some people are has-beens. You are a never-was. "yawns" |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 5:39pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
Umm , How old are you ? tell me the truth oo, Age don dey tell on you , why cant you look for a dark place ,and just UUUUMmmm dont make me |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by mykali(m): 6:04pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
fucl<ed up, this thread is |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 6:19pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
See me C goodness oo , uMMM |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by benjay1(m): 7:01pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
Oyaletor: ~Oyaletor You think by CTRL C (ing), CTRL V (ing), you are funny ?? Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 7:05pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
Oyaletor: |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by showbobo(m): 7:11pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
funny people |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 7:15pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
funny kini, abeg shut up jo |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
@ ben jay "Please breathe the other way, u're bleaching my hair." This is a question all NLD'rs must answer Q. why ben jay mouth dey run like water A. e no get wetin e wan loose B. Forgot to pay his brain bill C. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in HIS family D. Alone: In bad company. E. Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas F. His parents fault G. THEM DEY PUNCH IM BUTTON FOR HOUSE H. Slept wit pigs the last time he went on vacation I. ALL OF THE ABOVE I go with option "I" here is an advice from me to you BEN JAY "The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?, it will do u a lot of good" |
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jul 20, 2008 |
Oyaletor:OH NOOOOOO, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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