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Ex Unilag Student Picked Her phonecall Days After Her Funeral by Oludrex(m): 7:05pm On Nov 20, 2013
This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa Lagos. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night stalking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends: "If I pass away, please bury me with my cellphone" She also said the same thing to her parents.After her death, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said: "this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours,
It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go. Chill!Don't hate me yet, because I'm also looking for the i-diot that composed this......lol.....just to put a smile on ur face

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Re: Ex Unilag Student Picked Her phonecall Days After Her Funeral by Albedo27(m): 7:31pm On Nov 20, 2013
very hilarious.....
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But wait oooo.....
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Can there be network service in a vacuum?
Re: Ex Unilag Student Picked Her phonecall Days After Her Funeral by Oludrex(m): 7:32pm On Nov 20, 2013
Albedo27: very hilarious.....
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But wait oooo.....
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Can there be network service in a vacuum?

Try it na.. Go bury urself wit ur fone
Re: Ex Unilag Student Picked Her phonecall Days After Her Funeral by Nobody: 6:24pm On Nov 28, 2013
Dark humor

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