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The Impossible Boss by Xtaceeey: 10:32am On Nov 23, 2013
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. That's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!
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Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'

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Re: The Impossible Boss by kennethoye: 7:10pm On Sep 22, 2014
sorry am followin u evrywer. i jus need some answers regardin mansard n gtb recruitmnt. tnks

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