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The Impossible Boss by Xtaceeey: 10:32am On Nov 23, 2013 |
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee : That's easy, 49. Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err... Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. That's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now! *********************************************** Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .' 1 Like |
Re: The Impossible Boss by kennethoye: 7:10pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
sorry am followin u evrywer. i jus need some answers regardin mansard n gtb recruitmnt. tnks |
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