FACEBOOK AGE:

So my little sister now uses facebook? Coz i jst received her friend'z Request dis afternoon all d way from UYO!
*And is lik its now every body's job oh to facebook o., including animals lik cat, monkey etc.
Jst few hours ago, i say mak i go buy Food for my #supper (Akara and bread + biggest big boy in town., pepsi). As i went dwn d street i heard a hot and heavy voice shouting at me., .. Wisdy, Boy Wisdytech and Mr Wisdytech & finally i turned bck behold wht i saw nearly made me to faint, it was a heavy old papa dog lik 800yrz old. Him cum talk no run abeg am ur frnd jst lik d police. Oya u fit open a FACEBOOK ACCT 4 me My boy?
*Frendz* i was really shocked den! I replied i go gif ham reply afta 5yrz. But he only replied., do fast or i go bite u one day if u cum jumb our fence again, coz of My Oga 1st daughter.

I NEED AN ADVICE, PLEASE:
Pls should i open the FB ACCOUNT Fr d old papa dog? Despite his insult on Me..
Abeg drop wit Ur REASON!