During church service, the congregation found the pastor's sermon so boring and most of them were yawning, some even slept off. After sevice as the pastor was about entering the car, Akpors ran up to him and said;
Akpors: Pastor thank you very much for the sermon!
Pastor: 'So you really enjoyed it?' he said grinning.
Akpors: Not really, its just that I have been having insomnia(lack of sleep) for some weeks now but as you started preaching a miraculous thing happened!
Pastor: really? What happened?
Akpors: I slept soundly from the beginning of ur sermon to the end!