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Anonymous Pidgin Letter To President GEJ On ASUU Strike / Boko Haram Gives ASUU Ultimatum To Call Off Strike. / Heaven's Customer Care Line (2) (3) (4)

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ASUU Customers Care Line! by Chibest2000(m): 9:06am On Nov 25, 2013
Welcome to ASUU customer
care.
To know whether your school
voted for or against
resumption, press 1;
To know the date for Iyayi's burial
ceremony, press 2;
To know the date of the next
NEC
meeting, press 3;
To start to receive free news letter
on ASUU MEETINGS,
press 4;
To download ASUU callers'
tune 'Ile
ti su mi', press 5; To speak with ASUU
chairman,
pls
press 0,
To speak with Iyayi, press #
To know ASUU resumption
date, press 419..
To knw whether your
girlfriend
has gotten pregnacy
during d strike, press *To go
back to the main menu,
click like button.
Watever you wanna no again
abt ASUU just comment
* If u view dis thread without laughing or commenting u hv personally voted against ASUU resumption!!

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