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ASUU Customers Care Line! by Chibest2000(m): 9:06am On Nov 25, 2013 |
Welcome to ASUU customer care. To know whether your school voted for or against resumption, press 1; To know the date for Iyayi's burial ceremony, press 2; To know the date of the next NEC meeting, press 3; To start to receive free news letter on ASUU MEETINGS, press 4; To download ASUU callers' tune 'Ile ti su mi', press 5; To speak with ASUU chairman, pls press 0, To speak with Iyayi, press # To know ASUU resumption date, press 419.. To knw whether your girlfriend has gotten pregnacy during d strike, press *To go back to the main menu, click like button. Watever you wanna no again abt ASUU just comment * If u view dis thread without laughing or commenting u hv personally voted against ASUU resumption!! |
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