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Slim Fast: by Chat2MeBac(f): 5:25pm On Jul 22, 2008
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny said to his wife "perhaps we should start washing our clothes with slim fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt.

His wife was not at all amused, and decided that she couldnt let such a comment go unrewarded, The next morning the husband was dressing to leave for work. He went to his drawer and took out his underwear . "what the hell" he said, after noticing little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April" he hollered into the bathroom, why did you put talcum powder on my underwear, She replied, with a smirk on her face. "its not talcum powder, it's miracle grow"
Re: Slim Fast: by mohawkchic(f): 5:27pm On Jul 22, 2008
~ cheesy way To Go April,he had that coming!! grin
Re: Slim Fast: by Chat2MeBac(f): 5:29pm On Jul 22, 2008
Hey darlin( it's me, Islander grin. How is your son? I hope you guys are doing great, Take care,

mohawkchic:

~ cheesy way To Go April,he had that coming!! grin
Re: Slim Fast: by mohawkchic(f): 5:34pm On Jul 22, 2008
~Aaaw Hey Hun kiss We All Good TY . . . Hope all's good w/ you too Hun wink

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