[b]
*********************THE BEAT DOWN********************

MUCH RESPECT TO ALL NETCEES WHO QUALIFIED

RULES

HYBRID PAIRS NETCESS FOR BATTLE . . . . ONLY IN EXEMPTION OF SHAZ WHO ONLY CAN CHOOSE WHOM SHE PLEASES TO BATTLE . . . . .

NOT MORE THAN SIXTEEN BARS . . . .



THE PAIRING . . . . . . . . . . . . .



CRUDE VS J-UNIT

WORDSMITH VS T-REX

MAKAVELE VS MENIKE

FLOW SHOW VS OLDSYNC

WORLDBEST VS TIANSHE



IT SHOULD BE NOTED THIS IS A KNOCK -OUT STAGE . . . .YOU LOOSE, U OUT . . . . SO MOST DEFINATELY WE GOONNNA HAVE FIVE (5) NETCEES QULAIFY FROM THIS STAGE . . . . .


SHAZ GETS THE HONOUR TO PICK WHOEVER OF THE FIVE SHE WISHES TO BATTLE ,NOW IF SHAZ LOOSES TO WHOEVER SHE AUTOMATICALLY LOOSES HER CROWN TO HER OPPONENT . . .
THE OPPONENT BECOMES THE CHAMP SO WE LEFT WITH ONE(1) CHAMP AND FOUR (4) NETCEES . . . NOW THE FOUR NETCESS PAIR UP FOR ANOTHER KNOCK-OUT . . . . WHICH WILL LEAVE US WITH JUST 2 MORE NETCEES AND JUST ONE CHAMP . . . .

THE CHAMP AGAIN CHOOSES WHOM HE/SHE PLEASES TO BATTLE . . . . WHOEVER WINS BATTLES THE LAST MAN . . . .GET THE PICTURE?

SO WHAT U GUYS WAITING FOR . . . .LET THE SLAUGTHER BEGIN!!!!!
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER


MAY THE ILLEST NETCEE WIN . . . .

PEACE AND MUCH RESPECT[/b]

@shaz
well,it depends if menike goona save a lil' of makavele for you . . . . who knws makavele may just come on strongest . . . . only the battle will tell . . .if u want makavele so bad . . pray and hope menike flops . . . hahahahaha!!!!


@makavele

seems shaz want a piece of u by all means . . . . .can u make that happen?

lol. i thot it was gon be shaz vs makavele and tianshe vs menike after all their ranting,
both ways i still think makavele will beat menike hands down and still face shaz, menike is wack to me am sorry to say ,

@tianshe
tell ur wife we aint all children , we just do it for fun and the love .most of us have 9-5 except for the lil kids like. lol
tell her to grab a chair and sit down and watch grown up men have fun, say hello to her tho. am glad you were pitched against that loud mouthed punk ass idoisyncritic worldbest aka worldbeast , have fun yall.

@old syncronised biatchy
get ur stinkin butts up in here ,and lie it down for some big time whooping.

hybrid nice work done one more time . respect all day

@Flowshow
Thanks bro! I see you're always believing in ME. I WONT LET YOU DOWN!

@Hi - Bread, LOL
Thanks for the fixtures! I just thought i would take on Junk-UNit first! Anyway, let me see where am gonna kick MENIKE, remember, me's a smooth operator!

@SARS
I will upgrade ya a lil' bit. Will make you my BRIDE, but won't pay the PRICE!

@shaz

true saying ma,NO OFF TOPICS PLS . . .


@all netcees

Kindly get down to biz . . . .or are u dudes scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred . . . .common u'all better than this . . . quite biT***** around and get down to biz me people


much respect u'all

Is ei'body truly scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred? Perhaps, Nigg@'s are scared of how their opponent might counter-attack. . . . . . .Lol
Well, maybe i should drop em Gem on my victim first cos, i'm the first on the list. . . . .lol

Watch me!

(Grabs the Mic and Turn to my opponent)
don't stall on this dawg. . . .check this outcheck this out

[b]In case u don't know who u're with, it's Crude up in diss(this) BiTch
I'm a Blind-man-swinging-axe i'll suggest u stay out of my reach
your Doc's a seamstress, seams n pleatings like 1 of my coat with lotza zippers
You can't do battle u can only battle for wheelchair, kid i don de-feet ya (defeat ya)
My heart is ice-cold but i spit like i've got furnace down my throat
So hot that u don't need duvet at winter, d heat's radiated by my flow
(I Face the crowd)
He's a rap-star, my game'll promote him from Nova to Supernova
Trim him down from grass to grass twist this bud n smoke him like lala
(Faces my victim)
I don't drop rap-lines, i drop grenades on your ass and blast u to char
I'm venomously boozie i'm nauseaous, i throw venoms up on the bar
I gon hog-wild-out, u gon pup-mild-out, u'll be a prezzie for my teeth
This bit is my beat, i'll beat ya ass, u can't beat me, kid try beat it
I\heard him\screamin\silently\blaiming\Brid for\puttin him\wit\me
Like\urchin\kicking\silently\claimin\big\but\poop n\shrink\weak diCk
You frumpy duddy monkey, your shit aint buggy it's shoddy Punk gotti?
I aint bringin u down, u're down already, wag ur tail little doggy[/b]


(Sighs) Now i can go about light. . . .It's crude ya'll. . . . .(Drops the mic)

Crude:

[b]In case u don't know who u're with, it's Crude up in diss(this) BiTch
I'm a Blind-man-swinging-axe i'll suggest u stay out of my reach
You can't do battle u can only battle for wheelchair, kid i don de-feet ya (defeat ya)
You frumpy duddy monkey, your shit aint buggy it's shoddy Punk gotti?

lol

(grabs the mic, stares at the bitch for 2 minutes and, )


listen hear dude, you just w[b]rap[/b]ped up your death warrant
haha, look at this crude, i'm a shove you away like a little ant
let me lyrically hit you so you can feel the beat
it's J UNIT in this building you better believe it
you just a whack cat looking for little jerry's
dont you know whenever cats see me they start to worrry?
i'm lyrically gifted to emotionally defeat ya
i'm a clean you out, you'll be running to your ma
you'll be bleeped up so bad even she will deny you
step aside nigga let the next cat come thru
you think rap means spitting like a baby
now start suffocating cause hear comes big daddy
u dont drop rap lines, you just drop down and die
your rap's so weak it would make an ant cry
your rap was capable of making a feather jealous
ever heard the saying, you just dey yan dust?
you crude are what i call lameness that would fit in the streets of oshodi
let my rap heal you,like jesus did, can you feel it going though your body
i'm the illest man, you the weakest link
son stick to what you good at, sucking d*ck
i'm a beat you up, clean you up, rip you up and Bleep you up
i hope you get it now, your rap was a total flop
let me lyrically refine you and turn your rap into oil
now i have wrapped you up like foil.

@crude and j-=unit


NICE TRY GUYS. . . . . . . . , MUCH RESPECT. . . . . . U DUDES ACTUALLY LUNCHED THE BATTLE THREAD PROPER . . . . .


. . .JUST WONDER WHAT EM OTHER NETCEES WAITING FORRRRRRR?

@all
Would post my ish againt MENIKE before this time tomorrow.

@Hi-Breed
I think its 48 hrs before an opponent gets DQed for not replying, aiite?

It's Gettin dudley dull up in here. . . . . . .

"WORDSMITH----Fire spitter
 T-REX----------Deep baller
 MAKAVELE---Matchette flows
 MENIKE------Metaphorical
 FLOW SHOW-----Punchliner
 OLDSYNC---------Deep Words
 WORLDBEST------Dangerous
  TIANSHE---------Sharp Edged lines

What on earth are u guys waiting for, Get more Blood on this place, i want to see more BLOOD. .  .   . . . . Whoa! Hoo!! I love the sight of    B L O O O O O O O O O O D!!!!!!!

@oldsync aka old synchronised biitch

oldsync is compared to male joysticks that gets hard on sightin pussis like shaz
cover your pussi in self pity cus when u rap u always cough like u got sars
even with shaz pussi wide open in front of your old syncronised dicck
oldsync manhood would only get hard and then shrink like an impotent priick
flowshow da punchliner,i can say 'FU' cus i got lotta money and cars
am like alpacino call me scarface cus i got a face with little or no scars
'oldsank' am already ahead of you so there's no need for me to be fronting
no need to be stunting i will make your flow spoil like tomatoes rotting
10bars of flowshowingly's beautiful rhymes is like kirk franklin stomping
oldsync is like a sex hooker cus he gives more blowjobs than bjpumpin !!
tianshe's wife will get mad when i say oldsyn is always shitting and poopin
yall thot i was on leave? watch me bounce back like jayz because nigga i am big pimpin!!
i got more bars than a millionaire who keeps drinks inside his parlour
oldsyn is F9 even if he wrote waec 100times he would always remain a failure
cus with 10 flashdrives & 10 window media players in oldsync's shelf
he would still be like alexpussi cus his old syncronised ass wouldnt still save itself
flowshow rhymes faster than twista/ my style is chinese call me drunkenmaster
i throw hard punches to eat your jaws fast like a moonraker's luncheon voucher
call me da funk cus my wordplay flexes more master muscles than funkmasterflex !
ol boy no make me vex or else i'll make u extinct like tyranosaureus rex
what else would u say of alexpussi sushis and oldsync syncky sunkis?
both of them couldnt succeed even if they both suck seed !!!!!
i can compare oldsycn to alexpussi cus both of em are slicky like vaginal ointments!
u know y? cus they always run back to their mothers' pussis whenever they hear of hybrid's tournaments!!!

hybrid get him out of here !

people stop being chicken, and battle, don't be scared, it's not like you not gonna be eliminated anyway, i'm stil here come on whackavele, menike, oldsync, come on battle,

@ shaz
is there anyway this thread can go to the front page so fellow nairalanders can see the tourney

@ hyrbid
when is it gonna be confirmed that i'm in the next round

does hybrid need to give us a time limit to reply? i wonder why they are all suddenly scared to post

Ya'll got lines and rhymes that not even THE WORLD BANK could contain, i understand. . . But 'fore ya'll start posting did'nt ya'll read the RULES? If yes, why did'nt ya'll stick to em? Oh!!! Did'nt Brid say somthn like "NOT MORE THAN 16 BARS"? Ok, . . . . go through the rules again, here it's posted below. ;

*********************THE BEAT DOWN********************

MUCH RESPECT TO ALL NETCEES WHO QUALIFIED

RULES

HYBRID PAIRS NETCESS FOR BATTLE . . . . ONLY IN EXEMPTION OF SHAZ WHO ONLY CAN CHOOSE WHOM SHE PLEASES TO BATTLE . . . . .

NOT MORE THAN SIXTEEN BARS . . . .


Rings a Bell?

@ crude
shut up, why you talking about sixteen bars, no one has exceeded 16 bars
@ t rex
u don't have a couple of days, what;'s up with the 48 hours rule, people are scared, just bust and flow.

@crude
thanks a lot for putting out the reminder . . . . .


@ALL NETCEES

KINDLY STICK TO 16BARS . . . . . NOTE THAT IN ANALYSING YOUR FLOWS AM R JUST STOP AT THE 16TH BAR PERIOD . . . . ,

STILL WAITING ON EM OTHER CATS TO POST THEM LINES . . . . . CANT WAIT TO SEE WHO SHAZ GONNA SMACK!! . . . LOL



RESULTS BEING COMPILLED .WILL BE RELEASED ONCE ALL NETCEES HAVE POSTED THEM LINES . . . . .

Never been sorry for c**ts,

W'all African, w'all know what it means to be old, but a disrespect by a 'lowshow wont reduce the seniority/
Ability was never measured in the first instance, that's why am paired with dis N.L minority/
What kinda FLOW is a flow(mense) begging for a syncroniser working on the t*ts, same time rocking 'em SHOW/
Im very much filled with pride cos my next level is surer than the fact that Jesusz commanded d devil, I surely Glo/
I give out blows, no jobs, cos my relationship with b-itches give me that in return, FS c(u)m cos d b in u got a work/
I never mess a creature this way, I just swing like a dandy's bling-bling, thrusting deeper than a digger, what a Bleep!
Nairaland should have paid you out, cos what you are needed for was not what you are offering/
You've thought u got wares(wears), nudity is obvious, like me my cousin's pic of a porn star, bad move is in d family/
Am on this war, many hands I did fell, same tempo, same demo, same inferno, same style, updated daily/
Remember Hailey? Sure! that's what you are to me, a confused daughter cos dad is on the move, am daddy crazy/
I never wanted a baby, but I caged you to be at home, you rebellious goat, I caught (cut) all your runz cos you're lazy/
Flow, what was you thinking jumping off my command? Aint u so foolish to make the first fall?
I was on NL for battle, I came in with all weapons, I shoot in all directions, no wack was untouched, ask all/
Man like me waste no time on stepping on staircases like you, am on to the top floor, now you know am rap-core/
I feel like am still abusing feminity, cos I cant stop calling bi***es what they are, am above this par, dope aint for four/


Kill flowshow, now you know you've got nothing to show, Hail Oldie, S-Y-N-C always rhymes with M-I-C. Bia-tchie! Tai chi~~~~~~~~~~ pwa (spits) on ur grave

@makavele

thanks man. . . . . but i 've got this one aight . . . .acting sentimental is out of the question son,if i act sentimental . . then i am only human . . .if we use an opinion pool the difference is having more dudes acting sentimantal . . .dig it . . .so homebody allow the brid alone act sentimental . . . "too many cooks spoil the broth"


@tianshe

dude knew u was going to come tru . . . . .much respect


@oldsync

much respect bro . . . . .

menike i see as the weakest, the others are trying too. I'm the best

wizzywisdo:

menike i see as the weakest, the others are trying too. I'm the best

makavele:

@wizzywisdo
True talk!

@makavele
It's called a competition kid u don't have to create multiple ID to get at me dawg
( "wizzywisdo" n' "ur killer" )

Let the Judges do their job

sorry folks, the 'Smith be on some business the past week, but then, a quick spit . . .

@ t-rex,


T-rex? Hybrid please don't tell me i got summoned to battle that/
he done died years ago, millions of BCs to add to that fact/
your best ain't good enough but my worst be better/
'Smith be that mc with a temper about ta let off this ether/
heat i dispatch// when i watch you bleed off this gats/
like the wrong blood donors, you's nothing but a mismatch/*
this fool thinks he's elevating 'cause he keeps getting dumb and dumber/
i affect statistics with that ballistics, Seun only added you up to fill the numbers/
i spit way deep//make hits from the basics/
you being a dumbass means you still can't say sh*t/*
the 'Smith quick to burn mics like cigars off matchsticks/
you's a b*tch in heat meaning i use this pussy for target pratice/
like the 3rd month in a year, you still couldn't match (march) this/
now that's what you get when puppies come against real vets/
u see t-rex? all i see's X on his chest while Hybrid screams "Next"!/