The Commisioner of Police BornoState attended a church service in Maiduguri where the pastor preached to the congregation (esp. to 436 youths present) to repent from there devilish acts..

The youths are told to come out to confess & surrender their ammunition(if any)..that they would be given jobs by the Borno State Govt..They started..the 1st person was a cultist..he confessed & surrendeerd his axe..the 2nd person was a kidnapper..he came out & confessed..armed robbers, thugs, 419ers & so on..
Then there came out a strange face from the crowd..he went to the front & said "COMMissioner Sir, Pastor, People........i am a BOKOHARAM MEMBER ...... (people silent).......on a mission to bomb this place".

(about 90 wise people rushed out of the church immediately)....

“But now!....From this moment, I REPENT!....lemme surrender the bomb
inside ma pants that will explode in the next two
minutes"..
Come see how CP.....Pastors...Chiefs dey fly through the window.



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