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Man Or Woman by tobiit(m): 1:21pm On Jul 23, 2008
A man and a woman just had sex. The man pulls out a cigarette and asks the woman, "Do you have a lighter?"

The woman replies, " There's some matches in the top drawer. "

The man opens it and finds matches perfectly aligned in a row over a photo of a man.

The man asks, " Is this your boyfriend?"

The woman say's, "No"

The guy asks, " Your husband?"

The woman says, "No"

The guy asks, " Well who is it then?"

The woman replies, " That's me before my operation!"
Re: Man Or Woman by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jul 23, 2008
i sure say d woman na CLEMS

nice joke sha
Re: Man Or Woman by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jul 23, 2008
nice joke smiley
Re: Man Or Woman by clemcykul(f): 11:44am On Jul 24, 2008
Oyaletor:

i sure say d woman na CLEMS

nice joke sha

yeah and am sure u like clems cool but clems doesnt care about u
Re: Man Or Woman by segunpc(m): 12:33pm On Jul 24, 2008
ehen nothing spoil na .

so far dem don change d thing.
Re: Man Or Woman by mohawkchic(f): 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2008
~Manwo~ grin
Re: Man Or Woman by prizeless(m): 3:26pm On Jul 24, 2008
Wat da, o boy sorry o, i tink you just became one
Re: Man Or Woman by Jeovy(m): 4:25pm On Jul 24, 2008
I need a refund abeg grin
Re: Man Or Woman by segunpc(m): 1:27pm On Jul 25, 2008
wetin u wan make them refund u?
Re: Man Or Woman by lexicon(m): 1:32pm On Jul 25, 2008
she give u warranty ?
Re: Man Or Woman by akinsadeez(m): 1:40pm On Jul 25, 2008
how did you enjoy the thing sef?

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