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At The Parmacy (must Read) by MCUsman(m): 4:25pm On Jul 23, 2008
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a Prescription."
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by Abbygyal(f): 4:27pm On Jul 23, 2008
its being posted before but still funny
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by Jeovy(m): 7:54pm On Jul 23, 2008
old and still funny
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by tufe(m): 9:09pm On Jul 23, 2008
still damn funny to me grin grin
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by MrInfo1(m): 12:56am On Jul 24, 2008
ha! shocked
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by Cayon(f): 1:23am On Jul 24, 2008
oldie but still funny
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by ituen(m): 8:37am On Jul 24, 2008
This is too old angry angry angry

And the silly thing is that people post old jokes and insert "A MUST READ" bside it
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by chioya(f): 8:47am On Jul 24, 2008
@poster
edit the heading from parmacy to pharmacy



hahaha tooooo oldddddddd
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by clemcykul(f): 11:08am On Jul 24, 2008
what is all this

attention seeker!
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by tufe(m): 3:54pm On Jul 25, 2008
who dey seek attention for here

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