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At The Parmacy (must Read) by MCUsman(m): 4:25pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a Prescription." |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by Abbygyal(f): 4:27pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
its being posted before but still funny |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by Jeovy(m): 7:54pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
old and still funny |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by tufe(m): 9:09pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
still damn funny to me |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by MrInfo1(m): 12:56am On Jul 24, 2008 |
ha! |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by Cayon(f): 1:23am On Jul 24, 2008 |
oldie but still funny |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by ituen(m): 8:37am On Jul 24, 2008 |
This is too old And the silly thing is that people post old jokes and insert "A MUST READ" bside it |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by chioya(f): 8:47am On Jul 24, 2008 |
@poster edit the heading from parmacy to pharmacy hahaha tooooo oldddddddd |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by clemcykul(f): 11:08am On Jul 24, 2008 |
what is all this attention seeker! |
Re: At The Parmacy (must Read) by tufe(m): 3:54pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
who dey seek attention for here |
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