In the time-honoured nairaland tradition, I have taken it upon myself to start this thread.

My heart beats so fast and I can't sleep at night. . . . . I honestly cannot take it any longer. I want to, NO, I NEED to express my long hidden desire.

My soul longs for a taste, no, a sip from the succulent lips of my chinesedoll. I have watched her day after day on nairaland, from her interactions with JK and holyeye and the rest of the gang, but shyness overtook me.

Now I am shy no longer, Chinesedoll I want you to be mine. Whatever price must be paid. . . . I am ready. This will be the most exciting ride of your life - so exciting that you will never want to get off. With you by my side, there is NO LIMIT.

I don't usually use this line, but since its a nairaland thing. . . .Can I Meet You?

Sorry bro, Chinesedoll and i have signed a lucrative 7yr deal to sole territorial rights over her boobs.
Pls look elsewhere.

thank you.

debo. . . wat about ?

cool
am here

u wld meet me after u ve ans dis questions

HOW MUCH IS IN UR BANK ACCT
WAT KINDA CAR ARE U DRIVING
YOU ARE A CITIZEN OF HOW MANY COUNTRIE
HOW MANY HOUSES DO U HAVE

AM WAITING

DAVID
PLS TELL HIM

BUT DEBOSKY
I CUD REVIEW MY CONTRACT WITH DAVID
IF I AM SATISFIED WITH UR ANS

@Debosky

na wa o . . .u sef don dey open all these kain yeye love threads   okpabi e okpabi e    

gud luck man !  

Chinesedoll . . .welcome jare !!!  d brodaman needs some unadulterated Nafdac-approved milk from ya !  

Dr Kitaun:

@Debosky

na wa o . . .u sef don dey open all these kain yeye love threads okpabi e okpabi e

good luck man !

Chinesedoll . . .welcome jare !!! d brodaman needs some unadulterated Nafdac-approved milk from ya !

Abeg leave d guy o!!
let him express himself
u beta go open ur own thread now o!!
b4 u miss ur own missing ribs

by d way where u 4 see nafdac milk

@Debosky

am waitin

Person just dey waste his time. Chinesedoll and I have been an item for months now.

Chinesedoll?

Out of curiousity - how did you come up with that username?

_{Sorry for going off topic, Iice and Mukina.}

Siena:

Chinesedoll?

Out of curiousity - how did you come up with that username?

_{Sorry for going off topic, Iice and Mukina.}

gud question
did not create d name 4 myself o!!!
a friend used to call me that
had his reasons anyway

chinesedoll:

good question
did not create d name 4 myself o!!!
a friend used to call me that
had his reasons anyway

Err, ok. . .

Thanks for explaining - I'm non the wiser though!

4 Play:

Person just dey waste his time. Chinesedoll and I have been an item for months now.

Is this a wish??. . . . . . .Item for wheaa?

Chinesedoll. . . . . . . . . Try as much as possible to make your NEXT move one of your BEST movez.

na wa o, every chic don dey get "get to meet u" thread. hmmmm

Chinesdoll and i and ma wife get to meet u?

The Sly:

Is this a wish??. . . . . . .Item for wheaa?

Chinesedoll. . . . . . . . . Try as much as possible to make your NEXT move one of your BEST movez.

wat movez re u talkin abt pls

Alusi Okuzu, Nwanne Okija!  !  !              


Chinesedoll!!

Nne you are too much!

Me I want to you O!

chinesedoll:

HOW MUCH IS IN UR BANK ACCT

I would love to tell you, but EFCC operatives fit dey Nairaland.

chinesedoll:

WAT KINDA CAR ARE You DRIVING

Nne I move undercover. So I just dey use one small tokunbo belgium Tico Deawoo. But I don price Maybach and lamboghini.

chinesedoll:

YOU ARE A CITIZEN OF HOW MANY COUNTRIE

Citizen qua!!

I am a citizen of Nigeria & Biafra.

chinesedoll:

HOW MANY HOUSES DO You HAVE

I have four houses O!

But three were destroyed in that tsunami in indonesia and the one in lagos, Ikeja bombing use am do target practice. But no worries, I dey live for self-contained face-me I face-you for Lekki, with standby I pass my neighbour for power supply.


Hope I get to hear or even meet you soon.

chinesedoll:

what movez re u talkin about please

Iono. . . . . . .Its up to you.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Aw!!

So freaking sweet! No way her heart is not going pitty pat right now.

Beautiful way to declare your amore

Just when you wanna give up on Naija guys, one of 'em goes and does something sweet. *wipes Tears and sniffs*



*Sigh*

Naija men. . . you can't live with them and you can't kill them coz you'll get your behind thrown in jail for it which makes you angrier coz they are already dead and you can't kill 'em again for getting you thrown in jail for killing 'em in the first place.

So how does this work? Do we give 'em some privacy[i] ^{*wink wink*}[/i] or are we allowed to play peeping Toms.

Okija_juju:

Alusi Okuzu, Nwanne Okija! ! !


Chinesedoll!!

Nne you are too much!

Me I want to you O!

I would love to tell you, but EFCC operatives fit dey Nairaland.

Nne I move undercover. So I just dey use one small tokunbo belgium Tico Deawoo. But I don price Maybach and lamboghini.

Citizen qua!!

I am a citizen of Nigeria & Biafra.

I have four houses O!

But three were destroyed in that tsunami in indonesia and the one in lagos, Ikeja bombing use am do target practice. But no worries, I dey live for self-contained face-me I face-you for Lekki, with standby I pass my neighbour for power supply.


Hope I get to hear or even meet you soon.

ur name alone dey fear me

Sisikill:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Aw!!

So freaking sweet! No way her heart is not going pitty pat right now.

Beautiful way to declare your amore

Just when you want to give up on Naija guys, one of 'em goes and does something sweet. *wipes Tears and sniffs*



*Sigh*

Naija men. . . you can't live with them and you can't kill them because you'll get your behind thrown in jail for it which makes you angrier because they are already dead and you can't kill 'em again for getting you thrown in jail for killing 'em in the first place.

So how does this work? Do we give 'em some privacy[i] ^{*wink wink*}[/i] or are we allowed to play peeping Toms.

LMAO
INDEED

davidylan:

Sorry bro, Chinesedoll and i have signed a lucrative 7yr deal to sole territorial rights over her boobs.
Please look elsewhere.

thank you.

ole see ya mouth,keep dreaming

Dr Kitaun:

@Debosky

na wa o . . .u sef don dey open all these kain yeye love threads   okpabi e okpabi e    

good luck man !  

Chinesedoll . . .welcome jare !!!  d brodaman needs some unadulterated Nafdac-approved milk from ya !  

Kitaun u no serious  

4 Play:

Person just dey waste his time. Chinesedoll and I have been an item for months now.

for dream abi na for where  


@debo
so uve joined d nl madness of "can i meet u " abi? all because of boobs    man shall not live by chinesedolls boobs alone

Sisikill:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Aw!!

So freaking sweet! No way her heart is not going pitty pat right now.

Beautiful way to declare your amore 

Just when you want to give up on Naija guys, one of 'em goes and does something sweet.  *wipes Tears and sniffs*



*Sigh*

Naija men. . .  you can't live with them and you can't kill them because you'll get your behind thrown in jail for it which makes you angrier because they are already dead and you can't kill 'em again for getting you thrown in jail for killing 'em in the first place.

So how does this work? Do we give 'em some privacy[i] ^{*wink wink*}[/i] or are we allowed to play peeping Toms.

u this girl will never stop being an actress

rampant:

ole see ya mouth,keep dreaming


Kitaun u no serious


for dream abi na for where


@debo
so uve joined d nl madness of "can i meet u abi" all because of boobs man shall not live by chinesedolls boobs alone

Who were u b4 u reincarnated?

chinesedoll:


Who were u before u reincarnated?

who else,if not ur bad twin sister

tell me now pls
i hate to blve that dis is jenny
i hope am not rite

chinesedoll:

your name alone dey fear me

My dear consider the name added protection.

chinesedoll:

tell me now please
i hate to blve that this is jenny
i hope am not rite

Definitely not Ms Kadry, you couldn't be more wrong!

Siena:

Definitely not Ms Kadry, you couldn't be more wrong!

sighs
wat a relief

pls who's rampant

chinesedoll:

sighs
what a relief

please who's rampant

Hmm, I can't say - not sure she wants me to!

I guess she'll tell you in time though.

Siena:

Definitely not Ms Kadry, you couldn't be more wrong!

Siena:

Hmm, I can't say - not sure she wants me to!

I guess she'll tell you in time though.

hehehehehehehehe

chinesedoll:

sighs
what a relief

please who's rampant

o ma se ohhhh!!

@ chinesedoll

Hehe kokolet (omo ikoko), u cute no be small  .

@ debosky

Abeg back off the girl don get Nafdac No.

@Siena

i cudnt have been wrong
rampant is Jenny

@Rampant/jenny

na wa for you o
wetin u  do Seun?

chinesedoll:

@Siena

i cudnt be more rite
rampant is Jenny

@Rampant/jenny

na wa for you o
wetin u  do Seun?