A man died & goes to hell!
There he finds that there is a different
hell
for each country and decides he'll pick
the
least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell & asks,
"What
do they do here? He was told "first they
put you in an electric chair for an hour,
then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour, thereafter the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of
the
day.
The man does not like the sound of that
at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA
hell as well as the Russian hell and
many
more. He discovers that they are all
similar
to that of German hell. Thereafter, he came to the Nigerian hell
and founds that there is a long queue
of people waiting to get in aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅ he was
amazed! He asked, What do they do
here?
He was told that "first they put you in an
electric chair for an hour, then they lay
you
on a bed of nails for another hour. The
Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for
the rest of the day. But that is exactly the same as all the
others, why are there so many people
waiting to get in? Asked the man.
A concerned fellow called him aside
and
said, "Because there is never any electricity, so
the electric chair doesn't work. The
nails were paid for but were never
supplied by
the contractor, therefore, the bed is
comfortable to sleep on aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅ the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,
so he comes in, signs his time sheet and
went
back home for other business. HOWEVER, IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN. Wish i will make it in the front page....

Interesting. Very very applicable joke