1. HAUSAman who removed his shoes to enter a taxi¡­..
2. IGBOman who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3. YORUBAman who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills¡­.
6. AN IGALAman who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..
9. AN IKWEREman who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKOman who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it¡­..
11. A FULANIman who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe
11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like ****, touched n tasted n said ¡°Hmmm¡± na **** ooo!!! Thank God I no match am¡­.
12. AN IDOMAman who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM