I tot Mr signor11 will ask or else what? Coz I wanted to add "11".....
Hw speedy would u like it, Like car race?

obyno10ten:
I tot Mr signor11 will ask or else what? Coz I wanted to add "11".....
Hw speedy would u like it, Like car race?

unhmmm
correct

car race ....................ya like drive or need for speed
sha make the thing fast

@obynoand signa hw u na deyb and hw work

signor11:


Mxflexydeeva
Abeg naaa
Obyno10ten am sowie

You guys should spare me
I'd kip up now

I have met you guys and I won't unmeet you. Let's keep the chat lively and thread on high speed hencefort

waiting for that

adewumiopeyemi:
@obynoand signa hw u na deyb and hw work

the jumia man where have u been?

@mzflezzy mehn ave been busy with work.. is nt been easy hw u doing

Mzflexydeeva:
waiting for that

so whatup
how has your day been
and how is business

adewumiopeyemi:
@obynoand signa hw u na deyb and hw work

am fine bro
how are you doing too and hows work
hope say we all go catch up on old times here

cc
mzflexydeeva
obyno10ten
jeansandheels
jamex93
mintayo
blackmercyvelli

Hello,my name is Dandee,I love music,singing,cooking and football...I need just a friend,male or female.

Well, really I don't know where to start from. Never thought I would ever attempt to post a thing on nairaland even back in the mid 2000s when osewa's nairaland was a really big deal. Its just crazy man, I am in my room in some obscure part of Lagos and slowly going crazy. Finished service some 9 months now and it feels like a century. I don't know how much longer I can take being unemployed. Now let me tell you a thing or two about myself, that's if you care. I studied at the coolest federal school in the country, yeah right the one close to a lagoon. I was actually kind of like a big deal in school, at least in my faculty, dated a couple of very sexy big booty girls, rolled with the cool crowd, even formed a band and performed a few times at the female hostels hall weeks. You know life couldn't have been better. Spent most of my time in school smoking marijuana a lot and drinking a lot of vodka and red label (yeah back when we used to buy it at Rehab for 40k) chatting with girls and the whole nine yards. I am about 6ft, pretty face and nice shoulders (well, now I am fat 85kg). Final year came and I miraculously left school with a 2:2, well the tragedy is that I could have easily left school with a 2:1 or first class. Now that's not all. I am from a lower middle class family or will I say poor peoples rich man family. My father is the richest man in his family, our relations are all leeches. So basically when I left school and after service, my cool friends all went off to the u.k for masters, the serious ones made 2:1s and are all now employed. But poor me, I haven't got a job. My parents are already giving me the attitude. So that's how I started coming here, looking at the job page, I would see people talk about getting a test or interview invite and I just want to lash out. How come these guys never call me. I apply to mtn banks oil companies and all. And these guys never call me. Once in a while I get invites from job scammers. I can't even go on facebook or twitter anymore. I hear of my coursemates working in this or that company and I feel like a loser. So right now I am thinking, what do I do? Do I go and study something on I.t or maybe start a small business? I am lost. My cool girlfriends are all gone. I can't barely afford to pay for a simple date. Anyways the moral of this story is that I am hoping that some pretty girl reads this and thinks I have a good sense of humor and then chats me up and we can get to exchange numbers. Yours truly

iphunanya:
LoL .. U ain't serious babe. How are u doing?

good morning.

Happy new year people...... whats happening here... me just dai dull or bored for here.

temi4fash:
Happy new year people...... whats happening here... me just dai dull or bored for here.

. Wetin mk u ddey dull?

thejobhunter007:
Well, really I don't know where to start from. Never thought I would ever attempt to post a thing on nairaland even back in the mid 2000s when osewa's nairaland was a really big deal. Its just crazy man, I am in my room in some obscure part of Lagos and slowly going crazy. Finished service some 9 months now and it feels like a century. I don't know how much longer I can take being unemployed. Now let me tell you a thing or two about myself, that's if you care. I studied at the coolest federal school in the country, yeah right the one close to a lagoon. I was actually kind of like a big deal in school, at least in my faculty, dated a couple of very sexy big booty girls, rolled with the cool crowd, even formed a band and performed a few times at the female hostels hall weeks. You know life couldn't have been better. Spent most of my time in school smoking marijuana a lot and drinking a lot of vodka and red label (yeah back when we used to buy it at Rehab for 40k) chatting with girls and the whole nine yards. I am about 6ft, pretty face and nice shoulders (well, now I am fat 85kg). Final year came and I miraculously left school with a 2:2, well the tragedy is that I could have easily left school with a 2:1 or first class. Now that's not all. I am from a lower middle class family or will I say poor peoples rich man family. My father is the richest man in his family, our relations are all leeches. So basically when I left school and after service, my cool friends all went off to the u.k for masters, the serious ones made 2:1s and are all now employed. But poor me, I haven't got a job. My parents are already giving me the attitude. So that's how I started coming here, looking at the job page, I would see people talk about getting a test or interview invite and I just want to lash out. How come these guys never call me. I apply to mtn banks oil companies and all. And these guys never call me. Once in a while I get invites from job scammers. I can't even go on facebook or twitter anymore. I hear of my coursemates working in this or that company and I feel like a loser. So right now I am thinking, what do I do? Do I go and study something on I.t or maybe start a small business? I am lost. My cool girlfriends are all gone. I can't barely afford to pay for a simple date. Anyways the moral of this story is that I am hoping that some pretty girl reads this and thinks I have a good sense of humor and then chats me up and we can get to exchange numbers. Yours truly

for ur sake I hope one reads it soon.

signor11:





am fine bro
how are you doing too and hows work
hope say we all go catch up on old times here

cc
mzflexydeeva
obyno10ten
jeansandheels
jamex93
mintayo
blackmercyvelli

I am here o, always here waiting for the village gong to sound

Mzflexydeeva:
I am here o, always here waiting for the village gong to sound

what wrong with youy bbm
how was your day
it took your days to reply




hellllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo eveeryone

obyno10ten
jeansandheels
jamex93
mintayo
blackmercyvelli

signor11:


what wrong with youy bbm
how was your day
it took your days to reply




hellllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo eveeryone

obyno10ten
jeansandheels
jamex93
mintayo
blackmercyvelli

my bbm is fyn.......been a bit distracted though.

@Mzflexydeeva, adewumiopeyemi, signor11..... Am kool and fine, tinz going on well

@thehunter007 I see ur writing skills...I patiently read it to finish

All cool peepz hw u all?

Mzflexydeeva:
. Wetin mk u ddey dull?

Notin to fo... everything is boren..

obyno10ten:
@Mzflexydeeva, adewumiopeyemi, signor11..... Am kool and fine, tinz going on well

@thehunter007 I see ur writing skills...I patiently read it to finish

All cool peepz hw u all?

heyy
am fine
how have you been holding up

signor11:


heyy
am fine
how have you been holding up

DOGGED! trying to outpace u lolzz

I seek ur approval to collect ur pin from Mzflexydeeva

Mzflexydeeva:
my bbm is fyn.......been a bit distracted though.

algight
my mssgs aint getting through
how has the day been

obyno10ten:

DOGGED! trying to outpace u lolzz

I seek ur approval to collect ur pin from Mzflexydeeva

hahahah
its owk
go ahead

ayam waiting

@ "obyno.....thank GOD IS FRIDAY

signor11:

hahahah
its owk
go ahead

ayam waiting

Am waiting 4 her response

adewumiopeyemi:
@ "obyno.....thank GOD IS FRIDAY

Hmmm where iz it happening? ***RocketModeActivating*****

obyno10ten:


Am waiting 4 her response

unmmm
oskay

Signor11 anybody in

obyno10ten:
Signor11 anybody in

Boss
I hail

signor11:


Boss
I hail

Bosser I hail u pass. Hw na?