There was a virgin going on her first date and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says,"sit here let me tell you about those young boys. He is goin to try to kiss you,you are going to like that,but don't let him do that". "He is going to try to feel your breast,you are going to like that but don't let him do that". "He is going to try to put his hands in between your legs,you are goin to like that but don't let him do that". Then grandmother said "but most importantly,he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you,you are going to like that but don't let him do that,it wud disgrace our family". With that bit of advice in mind,the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother how the date went and started thus: "you needed to have seen me in action,the date went as you said,when he tried to get ontop of me i turned him over,got ontop of him and disgraced his family". Grandmother fainted!!! Two weeks later grandmother came home in a wheelchair. One word for the granddaughter

your phone number plz

Mr•Olodo:
your phone number plz

what has my number have to do here?

Askhole: ['ask-hol] a person who constantly asks for your advice, but always does the opposite of what you tell them.