I had just moved out of my
parents house and was
sharing a room with my
"friend". I had no idea he
smoked weed, despite his
suspicious movements and
signature weed scent(abi na
odour?) barely two weeks
after moving in with him, my
worst fears were confirmed
as he started bringing home
his weed smoking buddies
and they would
occassionally roll a wrap
and smoke it right there in
the room or mix the weed
with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious
person i always wondered
what made them happy after
smoking, so i decided to
find out for myself(wrong
move)
It was a very hot day in
february, a saturday i think
it was, my friend was out as
usual. I searched
everywhere for his stash
but couldn't find it so i
decided to go and get mine.
I arrived the weed joint all
sweaty and nervous, half
expecting to get muged but
nobody seemed to be aware
of my presence there, they
were all on different planets
all expect one i concluded
that he must be the seller
so i approached him and the
following conversation
ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many
parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na
just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really
hard. bolo leleyi sha
(meaning this guy is a
dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of
weed is that small wrap, i
didn't know that. I thought it
was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and
he gave me a tiny wrap of
weed with a white paper, i
was suprised when he gave
me 950 as change. I
couldn't beleive weed was
that cheap.
On my way home, i decided
not to smoke it but mix it
with beans because i
thought that it will be better
that way(another wrong
move). Long story short, i
cooked beans and added
the whole weed, ate it and
called my friend, i told him
ogbeni i just ate weed oo
and nothing happened to me
this one that you people will
eat and be feeling funky, i
don chop am oo. My friend
was like ehen you be
strong man oo
I decided to take a quick
nap before doing laundry, i
woke up about 20 minutes
later on the floor i was
banging my head on the
floor, and i couldn't stop,
my heart beat was so
audible and fast,
everything was extra
bright and extra loud. After
a few minutes of head
banging, i was able to get
up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained
access to a part of my mind
that I never knew existed
previously, it was scary
and cool at the same time. I
could feel the blood flowing
in my veins(you have to
experience it to believe it.
Though I strongly advise
against it) i felt so
uncomfortable in the room,
it felt like i was in an oven
suddenly a voice in my
head wisphered ogbeni bo
aso e joor (off your
clothes) i obeyed. The voice
came again oya sa re(now
run) that was when i
realised that the weed had
taken effect so i decided to
take a shower to see if it
will calm me down, but the
water felt so hot on my skin
so hot i ran out of the
bathroom.
I called my friend to see if
he could help me make
sense of what was going on
but he laughed at me, he
asked me the quantity of
weed i took and i told him i
used a whole parcel, he
said guyyyyy you don eff
up if you no sleep in the
next 30mins, you go mad oo
go chemist make you go
explain yourself.
By this time things had
escalated, i had a severe
itch at the back of my head
that wouldn't go away no
matter how hard i scratched
and i was convinced that
the beating in my chest was
an evil spirit that could only
be killed with a punch. I ran
to my neighbour champion
and told him champion e jo e
fun mi lese laya(champion
pls punch me in the chest) ti
e ba gbami lese laya mo ma
ku oo(if you don't punch me
i will die oo) he hissed and
walked out having had
enough of such nonsense
from the boys in the boys
quatters.
The voice in my head came
again iwo na o de gba ara e
lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni
(why don't you punch
yourself in the chest or do
you want to die?) i punched
and punched but there was
no difference.
The house was getting
hotter, the voice in my head
was getting louder, the itch
in my head was getting
worse, and the evil spirit in
my chest was getting
louder. Then came the voice
again oya ma sare lo(start
running) so i started
running but on getting
outside in the sun, i felt so
cold i was shivering but
that didn't stop me from
running(i would have given
husain bolt a run for his
money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i
realised i was bare footed, i
told him i had a severe
headache i needed
something to make me sleep
immediately, he gave me the
drug and i chewed it right
there in his presence, next
i asked him to give me a
drug for evil spirit, that
was when he realised
something was wrong with
me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried
to sleep but my heart beat
wouldnt let me, so i ran
back out this time around to
a nurse in the area, first
thing she asked was kilode
o wo bata ni? (why don't
you have your shoes on? I
told her jackie chan ti gba
bata lowo mi (jackie chan
collected my shoes) i was
finally able to explain my
situation to her and she
took me in, tied something
around my elbow and
injected me directly in the
vein. I passed out
immediately only to wake
around 1 or 2am in the
middle of the night with the
worst kind of hunger I
have ever felt in my life. I
ate a whole loaf of butter
field bread in one sitting
without butter or tea.
I came home to a hero's
welcome, my friend told me
e be like say your head no
carry am but e go better
make you try am once more
so you go dey use to it.
The following day while the
house was empty, I packed
my Ghana must go and like
the prodigal son in the bible
I went back home to my
parents. It's been a few
years since that experience
but the lesson I learnt is an
unforgettable one. My
curiosity hasn't gotten me in
trouble again and my circle
of friends have since
changed.


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I can't stop laughing.....

This is the type of op that will copy sote, he will even put down the name and reg no of the person he is copying from.

Na wa o op, so after copying this from nairaland and putting it on your website, you still have the guts to post it on nairaland, the website you copied from, and then link it to your site?

Did you really think no one would notice?

For those who don't know the real source this is it:

https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed

psky: This is the type of op that will copy sote, he will even put down the name and reg no of the person he is copying from.

Na wa o op, so after copying this from nairaland and putting it on your website, you still have the guts to post it on nairaland, the website you copied from, and then link it to your site?

Did you really think no one would notice?

For those who don't know the real source this is it:

https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed

I tayad but why?