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Jeovy And Tufe by Cayon(f): 2:57am On Jul 26, 2008 |
A Mental Test Jeovy and Tufe were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jeovy suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Tufe promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Jeovy out. When the medical director became aware of Tufe's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Tufe the news he said, "Tufe, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindness. The bad news is, Jeovy, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Tufe replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by Jeovy(m): 3:33am On Jul 26, 2008 |
very nice one cayon,but I would have preferred hanging tufe |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by mohawkchic(f): 3:47am On Jul 26, 2008 |
~LOL ~Joevy. . . You're suppose to be hanging Dry,wut you doing here? |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by clemcykul(f): 2:13pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
that was tyte lmao |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by cescky(m): 2:22pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by kay9(m): 5:46pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
No offence meant, Jeovy, but dead guys don't talk, so I guess Tufe didn't do his job well. * pulls out belt from trousers* Need a hand, Tufe? |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by Abbygyal(f): 11:33pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
@post lmao nice one |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by HCH3COO: 1:01am On Jul 27, 2008 |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by MrInfo1(m): 7:20am On Jul 27, 2008 |
Tufe the nice guy indeed |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by segunpc(m): 2:39pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
heard b4 |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by tufe(m): 11:02pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
thankyou thankyou. so everyone can see that i am a nice guy. anyone that wants hanging lessons shud plz report to my head quarters at Hip Hop Clinic. u wud be ensured of a free kolo-medical care. @poster nice one @jeovy take ur revenge when we see in hades |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by clemcykul(f): 8:24am On Jul 29, 2008 |
damn! u heard dat jeovy |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by segunpc(m): 8:58am On Jul 29, 2008 |
clemcy do u ve to add maggi to it? |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by jaymobb(m): 9:24am On Jul 29, 2008 |
yes na, abi u no want make the revenge swit |
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Jul 29, 2008 |
help me ask am o |
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