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Jeovy And Tufe by Cayon(f): 2:57am On Jul 26, 2008
A Mental Test

Jeovy and Tufe were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jeovy suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Tufe promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Jeovy out.

When the medical director became aware of Tufe's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Tufe the news he said, "Tufe, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able
to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindness. The bad news is, Jeovy, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Tufe replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." cheesy
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by Jeovy(m): 3:33am On Jul 26, 2008
very nice one cayon,but I would have preferred hanging tufe  grin grin grin
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by mohawkchic(f): 3:47am On Jul 26, 2008
~LOL cheesy

~Joevy. . . You're suppose to be hanging Dry,wut you doing here? tongue
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by clemcykul(f): 2:13pm On Jul 26, 2008
that was tyte grin
lmao grin
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by cescky(m): 2:22pm On Jul 26, 2008
shocked grin grin grin
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by kay9(m): 5:46pm On Jul 26, 2008
No offence meant, Jeovy, but dead guys don't talk, so I guess Tufe didn't do his job well. * pulls out belt from trousers* Need a hand, Tufe?
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by Abbygyal(f): 11:33pm On Jul 26, 2008
@post
lmao nice one
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by HCH3COO: 1:01am On Jul 27, 2008
grin grin grin
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by MrInfo1(m): 7:20am On Jul 27, 2008
Tufe the nice guy indeed
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by segunpc(m): 2:39pm On Jul 28, 2008
heard b4
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by tufe(m): 11:02pm On Jul 28, 2008
thankyou thankyou. so everyone can see that i am a nice guy.

anyone that wants hanging lessons shud plz report to my head quarters at Hip Hop Clinic. u wud be ensured of a free kolo-medical care.

@poster

nice one cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

@jeovy

take ur revenge when we see in hades
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by clemcykul(f): 8:24am On Jul 29, 2008
damn!

u heard dat jeovy grin grin
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by segunpc(m): 8:58am On Jul 29, 2008
clemcy do u ve to add maggi to it? cheesy
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by jaymobb(m): 9:24am On Jul 29, 2008
yes na,

abi u no want make the revenge swit
Re: Jeovy And Tufe by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Jul 29, 2008
help me ask am o

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