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Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jul 26, 2008
THIS ISN'T MEANT TO BE A JOKE, its just a motivation to all well being nigerians.

YOU MIGHT HAVE COME ACROSS SOME OF THEM BUT THEY WILL STILL MAKE THINK THRICE

Please, read em over and over agian


QUOTES

1. A drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gall.

2. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

3. You cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiative and independence.

4. You cannot help men permernently by doing for them what they can do for themselves.

5. The act of being wise is the act of knowing what to overlook.

6. You easily forget the man who serves you water but you don't easily forget the man who refuses you water when you were tasty.

7. You never get a second chance to create first impression.

8. A fault confessed is half redressed.

9. The two hardest things to handle in life are success and failure.

Others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them and then you destroy yourself.


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Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by MrInfo1(m): 6:41pm On Jul 26, 2008
He that eat beans must drink water lipsrsealed
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jul 27, 2008
nice one there

HE WHO EATS BEANS MUST DRINK WATER - COMMANDMENT NO. 11

this is the 2nd commandement with a promise that u shall mess fart every 1 min. after the comsumption of the food
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by mykali(m): 7:11pm On Jul 27, 2008
he who eats slad must not boil the onions
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by mykali(m): 7:20pm On Jul 27, 2008
grin
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by lysaa(f): 1:06am On Jul 28, 2008
when an insect perches on a delcate part of the body, its killed with cautiousness.
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by MrInfo1(m): 10:54pm On Jul 28, 2008
There are no dumb questions, just the people that do not ask them.
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by equlibrium(m): 6:56am On Jul 30, 2008
a thrash that has bin thrashed before can b thrashed again if d thrasher and d thrashee both agree to thrash again. . . .
grin grin grin

sweeeeeeeeeeeet
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by clemcykul(f): 8:32am On Jul 30, 2008
lol
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by replenish(f): 9:07am On Jul 30, 2008
He who must talk must first open his mouth
Re: Motivational Quotes <not A Joke Pls> by clemcykul(f): 9:51am On Jul 30, 2008
but i gesticulate

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