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| Real 911 Calls by SeanT21(f): 7:10am On Jul 27, 2008 |
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dispatcher: 911 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! |
| Re: Real 911 Calls by abasifo(m): 2:42pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
it's real 911 how do i call them ,i have complain ,i want sent warning to satan |
| Re: Real 911 Calls by Abbygyal(f): 7:43pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
@post lmao nice one |
| Re: Real 911 Calls by mykali(m): 7:49pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
lol, what they go thru everyday. |
| Re: Real 911 Calls by SeanT21(f): 9:36pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
LOL at abasifio |
| Re: Real 911 Calls by mohawkchic(f): 9:41pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
~Good ones SeanT  |
| Re: Real 911 Calls by SeanT21(f): 9:49pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
Thanx !! |
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