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A Letter To Madiba by dotcomgeneral(m): 6:17am On Dec 10, 2013
A LETTER TO Dr. NELSON MANDELA
Dear Dr. Nelson, Please when you get to the world beyond, tell Herbert Macaulay that the party he founded has been turned to People Destroying Party.Tell Obafemi Awolowo that we now pay school fees without going to school.Help me tell Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe that the long wall to democracy he built has fallen, only the cracked fence still stands.Tell Chief Anthony Enaharo that theindependent nation he fought for is no more.Tell Alh. Ahmadu Bello that our judicial system now favors only the rich.Also tell Baba Fela that Terry G is the new afro beat king.Tell Muritala Mohammed that we still use kerosene to cook and candles to see.Tell King Jaja of Opobo that we are still slaves in our own country.Help us tell Chinua Achebe that Things has been Fallen Apart'o Pls tell Dele Giwa that the Nigerian press has been bought withmoney.... and please don't forget to tell Prof. Iyayi thatFederal Govt paid N200 Billion into ASUU's account but they have not seen alert.Tell them that we need a quick reply to thisletter.
Signed:- Akpos

It's funny but full of facts.
Even Madiba will laugh when he reads this letter. RIP MADIBA
Re: A Letter To Madiba by Gabreal1(m): 7:36pm On Dec 10, 2013
Lmao!! mods front page tinx.
Re: A Letter To Madiba by Nobody: 8:20pm On Dec 10, 2013
Tell stella obasanjo that patience is killing us with grammar

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