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10 Commandments Of A Teenager by kufreabasi(m): 10:17am On Jul 29, 2008
1. thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleepin(why wait?)

2. thou shall not do drugz(alcohol lasts longer)

3. thou shall not steal from k-mart(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4. thou shall not get arrested for vandalism(destruction has a bigger effect)

5. thou shall not steal from thy parents (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. thou shall not get in fights(just start them)

7. thou shall not skip class(just take the whole day off)

8. thou shall not strip in class(hooters pays more)

9. thou shall not think about having sex(as nike sayz just do it)

10. thou shall not help old ladies cross the street(just leave them in the middle)

thou shall not break thy chain, or else you will have the most unlucky teenage years.
Re: 10 Commandments Of A Teenager by Temivict(f): 1:04pm On Jul 29, 2008
Are u a lucky or unlucky teenager
Re: 10 Commandments Of A Teenager by chioya(f): 2:16pm On Jul 29, 2008
@poster

DRY angry angry angry
Re: 10 Commandments Of A Teenager by benjay1(m): 11:29am On Jul 30, 2008
@Poster I laughed grin

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