You bought her phones,money fσr monthly Shopping,Paid her school fees & she says her heart is somewhere else? It's ok †o Use her fσr ritual!

In limpopo Kcee, keeps shouting tonight tonight, he want to be her maga only at night. what about day time when all the boutiques are open

Abeg anything wey I post hie na joke oooo. Na joke I dy oooo

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This maleeh galant die! Coment if anything is wrong with this photo.

If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first before ROADSAFETY----who told u dat its by how far , na by how well !!....If TECNO fit ping first before NOkIA --- who told u dat all ur mates weh first u start fit make am before u finish ?

If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after all d adverts----- who told u dat u must dress nude or indecently dis Xmas to jst get married ?

If Oga JONATHAN weh no get even common shoe before , but now he wears 3 different shoes per hour --- who told u dt u will continue being poor ?...over hope dey jareee

If INSPECTOR GENERAL of POLICE fit comot police for high way and check points thereby stopping dia. N20 rogger -----who told u dt Naija no go better again ?........no be me talk am oo

If 2face fit finally repent and marry Anie - ---who told u dt ur current boifriend no go marry u ...stick †̥ him and dnt be distracted wit all d yahoo boiz weh go enter villa dis Xmas

If ma street fit get light every (4-5am) ----- who telll u say hope no dey for constant light in naija by 2025 ?....ok naa

If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------ who told u dt ur bestfriend or lover no fit do worse than this?.....be careful!

If them fit tie cow with rope upon all em size but use chain to hold dog follow body, who be that wey dey tell you say you worth nothing. On this note, you are hereby promoted to a new level of gr8tnes. CONGRATULATIONS! See you at the top.

cheers jor!

Thanks buddy!