A pastor married an uneducated, jealous woman.
One day, the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him praying in the living room, "Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, grace and joy into my life..."
She ran quickly with a frying pan, whacked him on the head and said, "I knew U were a player and a fake pastor! You have just prayed for all your girlfriends! U thought I didn't hear U!?
Who the hell are Mercy, Joy and Grace