mrphysics: nawaoooo so its everything that will make front page, Nairaland moderators pls u need to upload what is interesting and not if goat deficate in Nigeria, u will upload it, if cat do the same u will upoad it, again the rate at which topics is been uploaded dis days is decreasing at a geometrical rate, its no longer active as it used to be, pls try to put things in other and revival this forum, thanks

Did u go to any secondary school?

ah don hear

Okay...I just threw a surprise bday party for myself! .


Naija people can abuse word ehn! Who started this 'surprise bday' issh sef? I think it's Omotola, right? She's has moved on and the others won't let the 'surprise' word rest. Tschew

Why do most female ebere's look alike

Good

Dude is blacker than coal ... Good one still!

Mhen this guys fortune has turned around, sometime back he was thanking ay for taking him outta the streets, he was very emotional while he spoke. I felt his gratitude, he say he was making calls under an umbrella before he joined the ay show. Now he has a car and a fine apartment. Didn't know if he also got this fine wife with all the money. At the end money will answer all issues it can command.

Big4wig: Awwww & dis by d way is my message to mtn.

Fb b like,What's on your mind?

Ok here it is...

Dear MTN, my dear MTN,
Dearest MTN, my Dearest
MTN... no matter how you people rephrase
this text and send it to me, I would not fall
victim to your business tricks.
Initially it was "few
steps away from receiving your
N2,000,000
reward".... I kept quiet... then
i checked my
balance and saw "you would not receive
your
N2,000,000 reward if you dont text "yes to
7070"....I still kept quiet....
then i recharged and
i saw "reward your self right now, text yes to
7070 and you could win
N2,000,000"....i still
kept quiet....then i got a text and viewed it
what
i saw is "does your number end
with7070? please
send OK to 7070! *******7395
has been
rewarded with access to MTN's N2,000,000
draw today! subscribe for 100/day"....i still
kept quiet...then i saw an alert
again!!... "are you
tbag bigwig ? yello, you just won
MTN's N2,000,000 draw
text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/day"
(money wey i don win i go still text 100/day
to
claim am abii?)....ok o, i
still kept quiet....then just now i received a call
and guess who called me? 7070... abeg
wetin
them wan tell me wey them never send for
text? who knows what the next format will
be?
pals please judge me and MTN
ooo i de my
own o...dem wan force
N2,000,000 enter my hand, N2,000,000 na by
force? ... ‪#‎ crying‬
MTN I no want abeg!

#BIGWIG

I was just reading your ordeal with MTN, see what they sent me in the below screenshots

Fantastic pix !

Them force the woman attend the party ni?

sexymoma: When i become rich and famous all this faces willl know who i am cos i be a super star.

Show ur pix here lets see

Big4wig: Awwww & dis by d way is my message to mtn.

Fb b like,What's on your mind?

Ok here it is...

Dear MTN, my dear MTN,
Dearest MTN, my Dearest
MTN... no matter how you people rephrase
this text and send it to me, I would not fall
victim to your business tricks.
Initially it was "few
steps away from receiving your
N2,000,000
reward".... I kept quiet... then
i checked my
balance and saw "you would not receive
your
N2,000,000 reward if you dont text "yes to
7070"....I still kept quiet....
then i recharged and
i saw "reward your self right now, text yes to
7070 and you could win
N2,000,000"....i still
kept quiet....then i got a text and viewed it
what
i saw is "does your number end
with7070? please
send OK to 7070! *******7395
has been
rewarded with access to MTN's N2,000,000
draw today! subscribe for 100/day"....i still
kept quiet...then i saw an alert
again!!... "are you
tbag bigwig ? yello, you just won
MTN's N2,000,000 draw
text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/day"
(money wey i don win i go still text 100/day
to
claim am abii?)....ok o, i
still kept quiet....then just now i received a call
and guess who called me? 7070... abeg
wetin
them wan tell me wey them never send for
text? who knows what the next format will
be?
pals please judge me and MTN
ooo i de my
own o...dem wan force
N2,000,000 enter my hand, N2,000,000 na by
force? ... ‪#‎ crying‬
MTN I no want abeg!

#BIGWIG

MTN is a fraud as they have turned my line to dustbin with sorts of txt msgs. NCC should warn MTN on this.

nekaa: Like say you know

Yes nao...observe am well...she change cloth Na....from d pics wey me dey see, ds Na well planned birthday party...

sexymoma: When i become rich and famous all this faces willl know who i am cos i be a super star.

Praiz
Did you see me in the magazine?
Tel me tel me
What did u think of me?
Am a celebrity

#mama wen ur boy hammA...I go buy u range rover....lalalalalala
I'll be a superstar

LOL!!
See Banky's head.

For everywhere na surprise birthday party?
Ah don gerrit...e good sha.


If pesin no careful we go see surprise wedding ceremony...


[s]The one wey I pray may nobody here see na surprise burial ceremony.[/s]

(Second picture)
It seems she is been forced to cut her birthday cake