Teacher:- what's wrong?
Akpos :- our house is very
small. Me, my mum, my dad,
we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks,
'Akpos r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he
slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad
asks again, keep dead quiet
& don't answer. The following morning
Akpos comes back with a SEVERE black eye.

Teacher:- My goodness! why the black eye again?
Akpos: Dad asked me again, Akpos are u
sleeping? i kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started
moving, u know, at the same
time. Mum was breathing like
Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, are u
coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me
so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming..

haha!