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How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 8:27pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
I've just gotten a vision of my past life on earth! God killed my entire family when he flooded the earth, I was a baby then and he had no pity on me. Great thing is I am the reincarnated son of a fallen angel and I plan to take my revenge on him (this was revealed to me in my vision) but the thing is, I don't know how to go about this. How do I kill God? |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by NnamdiN: 8:30pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
I saw him at yaba left. Goodluck 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by pussyeater(m): 8:40pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Manhunter™:U need a psychiatric evaluation! Omoale jatijati 3 Likes |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by rill: 9:08pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Brb |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by eyenCalabar(m): 9:33pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
You ain't even through hunting man like your username says, you want to start hunting God. Are you sure you'll succeed? |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by bennysucre(f): 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Easy thing! You'll have to die first so you'll see Him then u can kill Him. So RIP brova!! 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Nobody: 9:47pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
dude is crazy |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by plaetton: 10:00pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Manhunter™: Save your energy. Gods seem to die of natural death. The streets of history are littered with corpses of dead gods. Remember Zeus, Apollo, Venus, Amen Ra, Jesus, Baal, Yahweh? These gods are long dead and buried, though for Jesus and Yahweh, their memory still linger a bit( thought slowly fading). Each time we know a little more about the universe, a piece of god dies. So, my friend, be a little patient, the few gods that left are living on borrowed time. 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Adeoba10(m): 10:31pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Wehrey re o. |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 10:36pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
NnamdiN: I saw him at yaba left. GoodluckYou mean Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is at yaba left? |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 10:37pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
eyenCalabar: You ain't even through hunting man like your username says, you want to start hunting God. Are you sure you'll succeed?God is just an over powered man! |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 10:39pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
bennysucre: Easy thing! You'll have to die first so you'll see Him then u can kill Him. So RIP brova!!The dead are harmless. He should face me while I'm still alive. |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 10:42pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
rationalmind: dude is crazyNot as crazy as Jesus though. Only a crazy man would walk on water. |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Nobody: 10:45pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Nairalanders should be careful of the things they post on this forum. You want to kill God! May He forgive you. Some of us are not aware that all men shall account for every idle word they say! |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 10:46pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
plaetton:Yes, they are only alive because their followers are keeping them alive. Hmmn.......... maybe I should end them instead.......... hmmn......... I will decide after a board meeting with the association of fallen angels and friends. |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 10:50pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
ify@nairaland:You are right sister, if some people on this forum are not careful, they'll end up in hell fire. Imagine that Plaetton saying God is on borrowed time, may God forgive him. |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Nobody: 11:09pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Manhunter™:it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Nobody: 11:10pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Dr2great: it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God Lol, it's worse for God to fall into the hands of man. Ask Jesus. The Jewish rebel hasn't returned for over 200 years. 3 Likes |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by cotzywitzy(m): 11:15pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
plaetton: plaetton.. I pity u ... u better ask for forgiveness cause u r saying blasphemy unto your Creator... |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Areaboy2(m): 11:33pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Manhunter™: This guy knows 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by plaetton: 11:34pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
cotzywitzy: The word blasphemy would not exist in the lexicon of a creator, if there was such a creator. The word blasphemy was created by the same mind that created god. Blasphemy is just one of god's many body guards to protect him from the prying eyes of reason. 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by emmyskies(m): 11:54pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Manhunter™:You actually got a false vision because all you cant. All power belongs to GOD Almighty. Stop blaspheming pls. Repent and give your life to Christ before it will late |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Nobody: 1:53am On Dec 15, 2013 |
Nothing wey I no go read... |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by wiegraf: 5:17am On Dec 15, 2013 |
I've often thought about this. The problem is his omniscience, he'll know I want to bash him over the head with the machete I will be holding. A possible solution is to use a contradiction to show how by the laws of nature (which religitards would call his laws) and more importantly, logic, he cannot possibly exist. Even if he does exist at the time he'll then be mandatated to kill himself. Something similar was used in 'hitchhikers guide to the galaxy'. Then again, he's omniscient. So he should know he doesn't exist. Contradiction, see? 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by onetrack(m): 8:16am On Dec 15, 2013 |
Iron chariots. God lost a battle against an army equipped with them according to the old testament. |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by philfearon(m): 12:32pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Too Much Sci-fi and Marvel Comics is not good for your health! Try smoking weed bro,at least,they{weed smokers} respect God! |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Nobody: 12:54pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Simple. A cross and 3 nails. |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Ishilove: 12:59pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
*Spits on thread and walks out* |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by pigin: 1:41pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
aManFromMars:You are a monkey |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by pigin: 1:44pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
philfearon: Too Much Sci-fi and Marvel Comics is not good for your health! Try smoking weed bro,at least,they{weed smokers} respect God!You mean the most 'high' God |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 4:14pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Area_boy:Kratos is one bad dude. Laid waste to all the gods of Olympus. |
Re: How Can I Kill God? by philfearon(m): 4:37pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
pigin: You mean the most 'high' GodYeah! "MOST HIGH GOD" cuz na Him dey reason pass! |
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