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Joke: The Interview by NaLaugh: 10:57am On Dec 16, 2013
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly!
AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir
OFFICER EAZY:- your father's name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean?
AKPOS:- Moses Peter sir
OFFICER EAZY:- your native place?
AKPOS: M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPOS:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your qualification?
AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY:- (angry) what is it?!
AKPOS:- Metric Pass
OFFICER EAZY:- so why do you need a job?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY: meaning?
AKPOS:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your personality?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- would you explain yourself and
stop wasting my time?
AKPOS:- Monacrotic Personality

OFFICER EAZY:- I see... I will get back to you.
AKPOS:- sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER EAZY:- and what's that again?
AKPOS:- My Performance.
OFFICER EAZY:- M.P!
AKPOS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER EAZY:- Mental Problem!!

haha!

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Re: Joke: The Interview by dejt4u(m): 11:16am On Dec 16, 2013
Na Laugh:
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly!
AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir
OFFICER EAZY:- your father's name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean?
AKPOS:- Moses Peter sir
OFFICER EAZY:- your native place?
AKPOS: M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPOS:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your qualification?
AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY:- (angry) what is it?!
AKPOS:- Metric Pass
OFFICER EAZY:- so why do you need a job?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY: meaning?
AKPOS:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your personality?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- would you explain yourself and
stop wasting my time?
AKPOS:- Monacrotic Personality

OFFICER EAZY:- I see... I will get back to you.
AKPOS:- sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER EAZY:- and what's that again?
AKPOS:- My Performance.
OFFICER EAZY:- M.P!
AKPOS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER EAZY:- Mental Problem!!

haha!

Indeed!
Re: Joke: The Interview by borntobegr8t(m): 11:28am On Dec 16, 2013
U got jokes son grin very hilarious
Re: Joke: The Interview by NaLaugh: 7:55pm On Dec 27, 2013
born_to_be_gr8t: U got jokes son grin very hilarious

cool

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