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University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 10:52pm On Dec 16, 2013
UNIVERSITY CHICK STATISTICS -
CHECK THAT OF YOUR SCHOOL HERE
* 85% of FUTA chicks don't know
what
'Sharwama' means.
* 90% of UNILAG chicks has
aborted a
minimum of 5times before their
final
year.
* Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu
College
of edu. girls have actually seen an
aeroplane.
* 60% of IMT chicks can open their
legs for you if you offer them okpa
and coke.
* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have
never seen a BB before. (no
wonder)
* 96 of LASU babes wear one pant
for
three months
* 88% of ESUT chicks have yam
legs
* All the chicks in Covenant
university
hide their phones inside their
panties
to avoid detention
* 79% of DELSU chicks have
orgasms
as soon as they hear gun shots
* 98% of UNN chicks have hair on
their chests and Nipples
* 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry
their
panties in their handbag cos they
dont know where they will spend
the
night
* 90% of FUTO chicks look like
Weird
MC
* 71% of ABSU chicks wear second
hand panties(I don witness this
one)
* 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like
witches during sex
* 90% of UNILAG chicks don't
wear
pant at all
* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle
sperm like cold beer
* 80% of ANSU chicks don't sleep
in
their hostels during weekends.
* No UNICAL female student is a
virgin.
* 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with
their
school boyfriends
* 60% of UNAAB girls have bushy
vag*na
* 80% of UI girls have body odour
* 90% Of UNIOSUN Girls can't
boast
of N4000 in their Bank Account -
Broke Ass.
True or False?
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Beehorn(f): 11:34pm On Dec 16, 2013
Op,what do u hv 2 say 'bout aau galz?
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Drniyi4u(m): 11:59pm On Dec 16, 2013
Wat about great Ife's chicks na?
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Kaydem(m): 6:42am On Dec 17, 2013
agape!...#cover mouth!...hmmm
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by hannesy(f): 7:08am On Dec 17, 2013
And d op ve a stinky mouth,dirty armpit,dandruff hair,yellow teeth,bath only on Christmas day nd just stole a fone he used in posting those rubbish
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 7:31am On Dec 17, 2013
A typical example of UI chick >
hannesy: And d op ve a stinky mouth,dirty armpit,dandruff hair,yellow teeth,bath only on Christmas day nd just stole a fone he used in posting those rubbish
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by agrovick(m): 7:33am On Dec 17, 2013
Op go and die, U.I damsels are the real deal
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 7:33am On Dec 17, 2013
Drniyi4u: Wat about great Ife's chicks na?
those ones cannot do without 'àfòse' in their bags. smiley
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 7:35am On Dec 17, 2013
agrovick: Op go and die, U.I damsels are the real deal
yeah they do their "thing" but they often forget to take their bath when they get home; which caused the mass body odour among them smiley
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by agrovick(m): 7:41am On Dec 17, 2013
grin and how exactly did u come across this info
Anuoluwap: yeah they do their thing but they often forget to take their bath when they get home; which caused the mass body odour among them smiley
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 7:44am On Dec 17, 2013
agrovick: grin and how exactly did u come across this info
i be spiritualist na...i get osiris eye smiley
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Drniyi4u(m): 8:03am On Dec 17, 2013
Anuoluwap: those ones cannot do without 'àfòse' in their bags. smiley
w.t.f! 'àfòse' ke? Dem dey jazz us??
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 3:32pm On Dec 17, 2013
Drniyi4u:
w.t.f! 'àfòse' ke? Dem dey jazz us??
lyk konga drum...lol

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