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University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 10:52pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
UNIVERSITY CHICK STATISTICS - CHECK THAT OF YOUR SCHOOL HERE * 85% of FUTA chicks don't know what 'Sharwama' means. * 90% of UNILAG chicks has aborted a minimum of 5times before their final year. * Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu College of edu. girls have actually seen an aeroplane. * 60% of IMT chicks can open their legs for you if you offer them okpa and coke. * 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have never seen a BB before. (no wonder) * 96 of LASU babes wear one pant for three months * 88% of ESUT chicks have yam legs * All the chicks in Covenant university hide their phones inside their panties to avoid detention * 79% of DELSU chicks have orgasms as soon as they hear gun shots * 98% of UNN chicks have hair on their chests and Nipples * 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their handbag cos they dont know where they will spend the night * 90% of FUTO chicks look like Weird MC * 71% of ABSU chicks wear second hand panties(I don witness this one) * 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like witches during sex * 90% of UNILAG chicks don't wear pant at all * 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle sperm like cold beer * 80% of ANSU chicks don't sleep in their hostels during weekends. * No UNICAL female student is a virgin. * 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with their school boyfriends * 60% of UNAAB girls have bushy vag*na * 80% of UI girls have body odour * 90% Of UNIOSUN Girls can't boast of N4000 in their Bank Account - Broke Ass. True or False? |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Beehorn(f): 11:34pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Op,what do u hv 2 say 'bout aau galz? |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Drniyi4u(m): 11:59pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Wat about great Ife's chicks na? |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Kaydem(m): 6:42am On Dec 17, 2013 |
agape!...#cover mouth!...hmmm |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by hannesy(f): 7:08am On Dec 17, 2013 |
And d op ve a stinky mouth,dirty armpit,dandruff hair,yellow teeth,bath only on Christmas day nd just stole a fone he used in posting those rubbish |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 7:31am On Dec 17, 2013 |
A typical example of UI chick > hannesy: And d op ve a stinky mouth,dirty armpit,dandruff hair,yellow teeth,bath only on Christmas day nd just stole a fone he used in posting those rubbish |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by agrovick(m): 7:33am On Dec 17, 2013 |
Op go and die, U.I damsels are the real deal |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 7:33am On Dec 17, 2013 |
Drniyi4u: Wat about great Ife's chicks na?those ones cannot do without 'àfòse' in their bags. |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 7:35am On Dec 17, 2013 |
agrovick: Op go and die, U.I damsels are the real dealyeah they do their "thing" but they often forget to take their bath when they get home; which caused the mass body odour among them |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by agrovick(m): 7:41am On Dec 17, 2013 |
and how exactly did u come across this info Anuoluwap: yeah they do their thing but they often forget to take their bath when they get home; which caused the mass body odour among them |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 7:44am On Dec 17, 2013 |
agrovick: and how exactly did u come across this infoi be spiritualist na...i get osiris eye |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Drniyi4u(m): 8:03am On Dec 17, 2013 |
Anuoluwap: those ones cannot do without 'àfòse' in their bags.w.t.f! 'àfòse' ke? Dem dey jazz us?? |
Re: University Chicks Statistic *funny* by Anuoluwap(m): 3:32pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Drniyi4u:lyk konga drum...lol |
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