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Element Benders In The Bible by nnadychuks(m): 8:03pm On Dec 17, 2013
1) Moses (water bender): moses stretched down his hand over the sea back in the strong east wind all night, and made the sea dry land.
2)Elijah (fire bender): elijah called fire from heaven and it consumed the burnt offering and the wood and the stones and the dust.
3)Joshua (earth bender): joshua gathered 12 stones and used it to change water into dry ground.
4)JESUS (air bender):after JESUS blessed His disciples He parted from them and was carried to heaven through air.
Re: Element Benders In The Bible by Nobody: 8:22pm On Dec 17, 2013
Hahahahahaha, very funny. Using prophets and messengers from the Holy Bible has turned into a practical joke. I'm really sorry for you.
Re: Element Benders In The Bible by weazley(m): 8:58pm On Dec 17, 2013
Dyla: Hahahahahaha, very funny. Using prophets and messengers from the Holy Bible has turned into a practical joke. I'm really sorry for you.
after laffing @ d joke abi?
Re: Element Benders In The Bible by Nobody: 9:21pm On Dec 17, 2013
weazley:
after laffing @ d joke abi?
doesn't sound like a joke to me. undecided
Re: Element Benders In The Bible by nnadychuks(m): 9:48pm On Dec 17, 2013
Dyla: doesn't sound like a joke to me. undecided
you take jokes seriously... Haba
Re: Element Benders In The Bible by Nobody: 8:27am On Dec 18, 2013
nnady chuks: you take jokes seriously... Haba
lolz

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