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What A Sweet Like by phillip001(m): 12:38pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
welcome all season one A pastor was fasting and praying on a mountain, suddenly he slept off, on the way down he got held of a little root and nothing to support his legs, after struggling for a while he looked up and shouted…is any one there? Please help me……………… A voice replied, my son I will help just let go of your hands. He said okay and looked down, after a while he looked up again and shouted … Is any one else there? season two 15 Things You Probably 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. season three SEASON THREE Self appraisal A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a solar carton and pulls it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to type the eleven digits, The storeowner observed listed to the conversation. Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Lady;;;;;; I already have some one that does that for me. Boy;;;;;;; ma’am I will cut your lawn for half of the price of the person who cuts your lawn now. Lady;;;;;; I’m satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn. Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am I will even sweep your curb and side walks so on Sunday You will have a clean environment. Lady;;;;;; no, thanks. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store owner, who was listing to all this, walked over to the boy, Store –owner;;;;;;;;; son, I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job. Boy;;;;;;;; no thanks. Sore-owner;;;;;;;;;;; but you were really pleading for a job now. Boy ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; no sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is cutting her lawn. THINK ABOUT YOURSELF |
Re: What A Sweet Like by spenchuks(m): 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
ur season two and three are great. but season three is the best |
Re: What A Sweet Like by Cayon(f): 4:34pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
I always laugh when at this joke. Heard it first while listening to Pastor Hagee some years ago. |
Re: What A Sweet Like by dreeldee: 4:54pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
u try small |
Re: What A Sweet Like by Jeovy(m): 6:29pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
No mind dre,you try well well |
Re: What A Sweet Like by neowelsh(m): 7:32pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
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Re: What A Sweet Like by folahann(m): 8:59pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
the season 3 is very good. nice one |
Re: What A Sweet Like by MrInfo1(m): 10:29pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
huh |
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