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Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Ukutsgp(m): 11:01am On Dec 24, 2013
Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, will he find you shooting knockout?

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, will he find you on a drinking spree of alcohol in the beer parlour?

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, will he find you in the club?

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, will he find you on top of a woman who is not your wife or husband? Or that you are not married to?

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, will he find you kissing, romancing and caresing the opposite sex who is not your wife and husband?

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, will he find you in a hotel, motel, brothel etc having sex with prostitute or someone who is not your wife or husband?

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, will he find you watching blue film and looking at pornographic sites and magazines?

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, will he find you spotless, pure, holy, righteous, without blemish and faithful?

Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day, where and how will he find you?





The choice is yours.
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Guykhena(m): 11:54am On Dec 24, 2013
Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day will he find u posting out of point topics on nairaland that's blaspheming@op
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Ukutsgp(m): 1:37pm On Dec 24, 2013
Guykhena: Assuming Jesus comes on christmas day will he find u posting out of point topics on nairaland that's blaspheming@op
hw is the topic out of point. I'm even thinking that the mods would hv forward it to the front page by now. Or are u afraid now?
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Mintayo(m): 2:46pm On Dec 24, 2013
Lool,why is the thread not in d Religion section?
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Ukutsgp(m): 5:58pm On Dec 24, 2013
Mintayo: Lool,why is the thread not in d Religion section?
are there no other religious threads here? This is a thread that is nt too bad here. Anyway, the mods should move it to the religious section.
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by MaziOmenuko: 6:36pm On Dec 24, 2013
Why are 80% of your options about sex? In your canal mind, there's nothing else people do than to fvck out their brains


You're myopic!
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Ukutsgp(m): 7:30pm On Dec 24, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: Why are 80% of your options about sex? In your canal mind, there's nothing else people do than to fvck out their brains


You're myopic!
dnt allow ur guilt to kill u. Jesus can save u.
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Hackerjay(m): 7:42am On Dec 25, 2013
He go find me inside nairaland...hope am save
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Ukutsgp(m): 7:58am On Dec 25, 2013
Hackerjay: He go find me inside nairaland...hope am save
u are if ur heart is pure.
Re: Assuming Jesus Comes On Christmas Day. by Nobody: 7:58am On Dec 25, 2013
He will find me ready

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