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Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by martronilla: 6:46am On Dec 25, 2013 |
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doctor! Doctor! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!" : The Doctor came over and told the father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" : The father-to-be, obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard. : The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" : The Doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!" : The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" : The Doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a third cry was heard! : The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank Ja Jesus." : The Doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", in a short while yet a 4th cry was heard. : The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The Doctor for the fifth time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!" : The father then asked "Doctor, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe its the light is that attracting them." 1 Like |
Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by Nobody: 6:55am On Dec 25, 2013 |
hahahaha.. Una no go kill me
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Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by jazinogold(m): 7:05am On Dec 25, 2013 |
Lol |
Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by prosper606(m): 7:53am On Dec 25, 2013 |
Lol |
Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by Sageez(m): 8:02am On Dec 25, 2013 |
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by AbuMikey(m): 9:12am On Dec 25, 2013 |
*yawns* Bla bla bla |
Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by martronilla: 7:27pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Abu Mikey:Abeg get lost... |
Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by AbuMikey(m): 7:34pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
martronilla: Abeg get lost... |
Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by lilsweet(f): 12:29pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
lol |
Re: Christmas Joke From Ay's Blog by lilsweet(f): 12:29pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
lols |
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