A Nigerian, an American and a German board a plane.
As the plane was flying over the sea Satan came out and said to them:
“I want you to drop something into the sea, if I find it – you will die, and if I
don't – you will live.”
The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea.
Satan dived into the sea and came up with the button.
“See!?” he said and killed the American.
The German threw a pin into the sea. Satan dived and back with the pin.
“See!?” he said and killed the German.
The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured the
contents into the sea holding back the sachet, he said to Satan:
“Oya begin find water inside water...Idiot” ... Am proud 2 b a Nigerian!

ok. nau dat we've read d story, wat else?