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Ouotes That Are Very True by slimthugchimee(m): 5:28pm On Dec 25, 2013
* He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa Perfume ~ Isaac Newton (1904)
* He who fully unwraps a Sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret ~ Abraham Lincoln (1964)
* Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from Peppersoup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of Anything ~ Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)
* Only a Faithful, courageous man can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any till its done ~ Albert Einstein (1872)
* Beauty lies in the eyes of not just the eyer but the eyeee ~ Queen Victoria I (1854) am i lieing
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Re: Ouotes That Are Very True by adezjamz(m): 5:38pm On Dec 25, 2013
* Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life ~ adezjamz (last sane generation)

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Re: Ouotes That Are Very True by ezeonline2(m): 7:19pm On Dec 25, 2013
Its only in nigeria guys will hussle from monday to satirday n spend everything on sunday. 1922(JEG)
Re: Ouotes That Are Very True by Donovan: 9:07pm On Dec 25, 2013
I had no shoes but I did not despair. GEJ 2011
Re: Ouotes That Are Very True by bubbllie(m): 12:44pm On Dec 26, 2013
The man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of committing murder - IBB

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Re: Ouotes That Are Very True by mainkendo: 1:01pm On Dec 26, 2013
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