On my way to fix my cousins phone at konwe plaza,I tuk taxi to ibusa junction where I can cross over n get a taxi plying nnebisi road...

On getting there,a tall black dude wearing a red tshrt approached me and asked for directions to a so called "ochitech ventures",he claimed to be from kotonu and had phones and accessories to sell to someone, the owner of the so called shop..Having lived in asaba since birth,I can't say I know it all,but I have never heard of such a shop that sells phones along nnebisi road, I told him I didn't know such a place, as that was happening another fellow wearing a tukdd in white T-shirt n white chinos trouser came beside me,and was SEEMINGLY minding his business n preparing to cross the road, the other fellow asked him the same question and he asked "Watin u wan sell wey u de find ochitech"..in fact let me narrate d whole thing;

DUDE IN RED TSHRT: I want to sell some phones, mostly blackberrys,I am supposed to meet the owner at the shop, but I don't know where it is..

DUDE IN WHITE TSHRT: @me,nna e na su Igbo?

ME: eh..

DUDE IN WHIT SHRT: @theOtherMan ,I can take u to where u can sell ur goods to better customers but the place is far,I am a trader at onitcha main market..@me(in Igbo)make we carry am go main market,I know person wey de buy phone, he will balance us money,...@theOtherGuy .,how much will u pau me and my friend here to help u sell ur goods

RED TSHRT GUY: I WILL ONLY GIVE U PEOPLE A BB BOLD 5 EACH, PLEASE THIS ONE U PEOPLE ARE SPEAKIBG UR OWN LANGUAGE I HOPE U DONT PLAN TO DUPE ME..

ME: @whiteTshrtGuy.……i de go repair my fend phone, plz I no fit follow u go onitcha, go with him urself..‪#‎i‬ try to cross the road ,he drags me back by the hand #..

WHITE TSHRT GUY: come na,don't u want bb,as u fyn reach u go need bb to de on point... Follow the guy make e show u were im goods de, I de come make I buy credit... No fear...

I KNEW IMMEDIATELY THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.. I DECIDED TO FORM AGREEING TO GO WITH HIM ..I WAS LIKE " name tru talk,make I follow am" the other guy began moving towards the building behind me,the white shirt guy moved towards a phone boot near by,I pretended to follow the man, but as soon as I saw a bus pull over by the building...I no know the tym I take cross road... I just turned n ran.. Luckily road wasn't busy, as I cross... I fly enter the nearest keke...

Still sweating out of fear, I just said "head bridge". .the keke driver was like what??..I realized myself n said ...emm sorry along along... Just drive a beg carry me out of here!...

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary... Till now,my legs still wobling ...

Guys be careful out there...


If I had gone wit em,only God knows wat they would have done with me...na my burial una 4 use start 2014...

I thank God sha...

MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE U IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

I thank God for ur life..

Give thanks to God.

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary.

You really think Mary saved you?

kai... humans!


Well, I thank God for your life

Not Kidnappers, just the local 419s trying to extort some cash from you for Xmas chopulations. I guess its another version of one-chance.

Acidosis:

You really think Mary saved you?

kai... humans!

Its the first thing that came to my mind...

I didn't have time to start thinking of which prayer to pray... I didn't know I had started praying.. Till another passenger came in and I had to move over...


Just shock n fear I guess

Thank God for your life o,those are nt one chance o,they're ritualists. Many of them in that axis.

Afrocatalyst: Thank God for your life o,those are nt one chance o,they're ritualists. Many of them in that axis.

Billyonaire: Not Kidnappers, just the local 419s trying to extort some cash from you for Xmas chopulations. I guess its another version of one-chance.

I don't think so,

one-chance, white man kidnapper and others are all Kidnappers..

Kidnapping is not proportional to MONEY or Niger Delta oyel alone..

In criminal law, kidnapping is the taking away or transportation of a person against that person's will, usually to hold the person in false imprisonment, a confinement without legal authority

So dude,u stay in asb too.

well I have never come across kidnappers at any place in asaba

thank God I'm in school, nd thank God for ur life.

Tnk God for ur life!!

head bridge?? Lol.

eyaaaa... Shame to nyama nyama people

Is this real life?

the same style was used for me at oshodi,I was cmn frm alaba...immediately I saw them I knew they were up to sumfin...I saw them as 419ners oda dan kidnappers....I jst warned dem to leave me alone or I'll shout...they ran away In record tym

hmmmmmnnn

Eeeeem!! Those kind Asaba kidnappers when dey beg you to come take phone na simple type. The kidnapping when dey happen for other places, it dey be like bank robbery for broad day light. This kind one when you narrate so, you fit take slap threaten dem, them go run!!

But thank God all the same. It probably was all those kinds of one chance levels where they will hypnotize you and wipe all the money you have even the one you gave to you high school girlfriend 10 years ago.

So you get mout come nairaland come report us abi?? we day wait for your backyard now ..

So Happy 4 u bro..

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Pope Xander VII: Is this real life?

about an hour ago....

Thank God for your life. I think they're just fraudsters though...that's their MO. But, if you factor in the bus, i guess they could be ritualists

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pix or it never happened

so?

Booty4me: pix or it never happened

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Booty4me: pix or it never happened

Seconded

Booty4me: pix or it never happened

Riiiiiiight...I guess I should have just brought my phone n taken pictures with them right?.. Maybe even caption it " kidnapping tins"..abi?

Mtchew

Nobody wan kidnap you. Those guys are 419 people, if say you follow dem, dem go take round and around and finally hypnotize you collect everything wey you get for house. This is an "old skool 419" not kidnapping!