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Who Knwz Dah Ansa by Isaacco4: 2:45pm On Dec 28, 2013
1. I have two arms, but fingers none. I
have two feet, but cannot run. I carry
well, but I have found I carry best with
my feet off the ground. What am I?
2. A man was pushed out of an airplane,
without a parachute. How was he able to survive?
3. What do you throw out when you
want to use it, but take in when you
don't want to use it?
4. You hear it speak, for it has a hard
tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?
5. What is big and yellow and comes in
the morning to brighten mom's day?
Re: Who Knwz Dah Ansa by dejt4u(m): 3:29pm On Dec 28, 2013
Isaacco4: 1. I have two arms, but fingers none. I
have two feet, but cannot run. I carry
well, but I have found I carry best with
my feet off the ground. What am I?
2. A man was pushed out of an airplane,
without a parachute. How was he able to survive?
3. What do you throw out when you
want to use it, but take in when you
don't want to use it?
4. You hear it speak, for it has a hard
tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?
5. What is big and yellow and comes in
the morning to brighten mom's day?

#3. Ur joystick
#5. Sun
Re: Who Knwz Dah Ansa by slimthugchimee(m): 4:15pm On Dec 28, 2013
1:airplane
2:
3:ur pennis
4:
5:sun
Re: Who Knwz Dah Ansa by Nobody: 4:24pm On Dec 28, 2013
5) school bus
4)
3)
2) d airplane isn't in flight
1) I would say a basket
Re: Who Knwz Dah Ansa by Isaacco4: 5:31pm On Dec 28, 2013
dejt4u:

#3. Ur joystick
#5. Sun
U failed both
Re: Who Knwz Dah Ansa by Isaacco4: 5:33pm On Dec 28, 2013
slimthugchimee: 1:airplane
2:
3:ur pennis
4:
5:sun
U almost got numba 1 buh u tried....... Buh dah rest...... Absolutely Wrong
Re: Who Knwz Dah Ansa by Isaacco4: 5:38pm On Dec 28, 2013
DEVA1: 5) school bus
4)
3)
2) d airplane isn't in flight
1) I would say a basket
5 and 2 is correct

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