It was children's day in my esteemed church. So children are to anchor virtually all the programs schedule. So it was time for testimony. And this boy raised up his small hand. So he permitted to share his own testimony last becos he was the last person to come out. So his testimony goes thus. LAST WEEK WHEN I WAS COMIN FROM SCHOOL, I WAS WALKIN ON ONE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHEN SOMETHIN TOLD ME TO CROSS. I WAS DOUBTIN THE SPIRIT BUT I LATER CROSSED(the whole church listening wif rapt attention becos we all thought this will make a good story)SO WHEN I CROSSED I SAW THIS BIG MAN AT MY FRONT SO I WAS CONFUSED BUT IMMEDIATELY A CAR CAME AND HIT THE MAN. PRAISE THE LORD(the whole church was silent. But some of us were lookin in dismay while some where laughing.) SO I THANKS GOD THAT MOTOR DID JAM ME(then the church became settled