eldee:

Is your one not working??

It's not working.
Saying i should check ma network connection !!!!

I've not tried to buy anything though . . . so I won't know if it affects that part.
Bt it looks okay from here.

eldee:

I've not tried to buy anything though . . . so I won't know if it affects that part.
Bt it looks okay from here.

Lemme take it down and download a new version.

Update it instead . . . cus I got a new version yesterday

i dnt shakes hands cuzz mos ds ngaz masturbate alot
they got laid one time n dat memory's all they got
u cant fight fool,u can even beat abt d bush
i got mo guts dan d nga dat threw his shoe at bush
i spit poison lk a snake,u spit shish lk a bat
datz y ds muthafcukaz breath smells lk straight ass crack
i gt d play on lock lk dreads
n u betta believ it wen i say i gt mo follows dan trends
im so sick wid d flow
ma punchline's lk a chargin rhino
plus i spit it lk a f-in rifle
if u comin at m,u best knw 'bout d slug game
cuzz even Ali lost n datz tellin u sumthin
i let d ladies hv da 'ick lk they gettin spoon fed
n i murda cyphers leavin rappaz brain dead
vegetable ass ngaz,bittin n recyclin,im d best aint even gotta b sed , ,

Ibime:

Dont even start to rhyme/ cos ya talent is hard to find/
infact, ya lyrics are ass crack. . . and thats the bottom line!/

For once you're right - ma talent is hard to find
When it shines, you're blind but it's bringing facts to minds

Word to 'Smith, kudos cos you gumped this kid / but your sword you sheathed
When he had no words to spit / You should hide your face 'bime what a nerd you is
Lemme rub ya ego kid - yo you sick you ill / so sick, Dr Frabz keeps on givin' you pills

It's ya weak heart / and it's dark in the streets Arrow / your heart beats hard/
Momma says "where you still at"?? / run to her, bwoy, tell her quickly "I hit ya"

[b]Shit[/b]zofrenic / gonna need 'em medics / to save you, razor to your face I shave you
I'll advise you - put your hands in a cattle / that's the only ass you get so better make it rattle!

hehehehe. . . . lemme indulge you with a few quick lines. . .


I floss and shine/ but I might be a[i] boar [/i] or swine/
cos you tried to call my bluff. . . but I hog the line/
A punch to ya flawed design/ will contort ya spine/
but you'll prolly stand ya ground. . . till my floor recline!/
Ya daughters mine/ and for sure, I'ma cross the line/
You’ll get a penny for your thoughts. . . if you pawn your mind!/

Ibime:


You’ll get a penny for your thoughts. . . if you pawn your mind!/

Awww shit!!! That's just wrong

@Bamsyle
Why're you wasting these lines??
Should I set up a battle thread or sumn??

@Ibime

Had to do this in a hurry . . .


Mr Sunny Delight, hawk ya beverage offline / to kids or dumb minds
What you spit are soft lines / meant for soft minds / this ain't no "bump 'n' grind"

When I wanna unwind / I read your sh*t and pop wines
Ya wack gin and juice rhymes / don't even elevate minds
Mo'fucka, rappin' like ya voice is an intestine

Hopeless 'n' dopeless, play catch up with me
Catch me in the park swoopin' up on one of ya kids

My bars?? I spit 'em more than prisons / mystical when you listen
Like stars they glisten / bullets streak past ya ear and leave you whistlin'

You can't understand it / ya brain's on a standstill
A layer of insulation missin' in your attic
And you need another brain to even make a half-wit!

@Sauron

Im like B Rab after he choked, spit heat leavin u scar’d good
dyabman more like Vaughn, cause Me ‘chokes up’ on hard wood
Im bringin straight heat like I wear pants in the summer
''Jackal'' known to be in heat…. When transsexuals call his number
Retire yo! You out of control like a butt naked gay fan
And all them ‘Giant’ joysticks to the mouth….
u prolly look like Michael Stahand
Im advanced and u just average, a quicker death than Lazarus
And everyone’s experienced Risin… in the ranks, when u getting on the bus?
So just tuck ya tail in, and go off screamin in the distance
Or[b] ‘sauron’[/b] will be missin like seein fat lesbian sex in the kitchen




awww that hurts, 

Ok, i'm back in this mutha. . . and do i have to bring sanity to these boards. a day or so, the thread was re-opened and you cats are at each other's throats. . .

**thinking**. . .maybe i should battle mykali. . .

mykali:

i will advise you to keep that thought in the head . . . but its just an advice

Hehehe . . .

'You think you can Bleep with me but kid you just thinking
It's over when I'm sober, imagine when I'm drinking'

Lost Boyz - Beasts From the East

OMO surely surely this Ibime Guy needs spiritual help
"Dont even start to rhyme/ cos ya talent is hard to find/
infact, ya lyrics are ass crack. . . and thats the bottom line!/"
Sum ppl r not worthy, DAYUMN!!!

I agree. osmosis Jones cudnt redeem this niggaz situation.
I respect.

d only fake shish dt i luv abt pple iz silicone
shame most er ds rappaz fake n soft lk silicone
ma 'ick so heavy call it pullin ma weight
n im lk a ruled line,man i can only b straight
buoy im nice wid d flow but im brute force wid d punchlines
cuzz they so f-in hard i can mk ds rappaz flat-9
man ma styl smokin lk a f-in exhaust pipe
nga im d shit,u jussa very cheap ass wipe
ma verse iz stupid
always high,cant rmmbr d last time i wuz lucid
im anti-cupid cuzz i show no luv
i'll run circles roun ds clowns lk d earth revolves
wat i feel iz infatuation cuzz ma heart's wid rap
no gurl wanna hear dt so i keep it in lk a fart
i hate an honest day's work so if i eva go poor
im robbin nairaland's fake thugs lk a cornerstore

[center]RUBBISH ! ! !
This one, is for me nd myself/
far as i'm spittin this verse i'm simply dissin myself/
i knw u r like this boy is probably sick in his head/
no maybe yes my brain i bet is freakin impaired/
couldnt get a mec cos its needin repair/
bt i'm leavin it there . .its like it's stil sleepin in bed/
checked around the brain to see if pinky is near/
cos the flow i'm sippin no thinkin i'm speakin instead/
wait a minute pls give me a sec/
this is not free and fair even if i'm really sincere/
hw cld a guy pick a knife then try splitin himself. . /
. . in halves infact he willingly bled/
way silly cos the next minute he's dead/
hw fearful, i guess the drama didn't impress/
nw the girl is cheerful, she's givin him sex/
calmin dwn his nerves, nw his whole system is clear. . . AaooW! [/center]

It's fayaaaaa up in here.
It's only right that I let this hot shit off my chest to cool my mind. 


Knock! knock!!, don't be afraid . . . /
Chamotex invading ur 'territory' like a mannequin gay 'parade'

my worst lines exudes greatness . . . . at best im divine
Assigned to design you with sublime rhymes that tingles ur spine

If I 'puked' on u it's because im ill/ sorry I vomit 'sick' lyrical hits
Yeah I'm taking the 'piss' cos I really don't give a 'shit'

I shine with oxymoronic flows/ur day wont 'touch-my-bright-night'
And if y'all miss my swag/ dont worry just 'watch-the-high-lights'




sup mailmalc
u really dissin urself

Jay i'm gud ooo don't mind me jare  hw's u doin?

nw i emmerge wit an iller force crushing-nine-lifes/
for crossin my lines, cats not knwin when approachin land mines/
only thing right abt 'em is their fucking-hand-drive/
i could pen a library of rhymes then stuck in archives/
if u fly then i'm ready to f*ck you up/
scrubbin towns by using your head to mop the floor/
if you think u's sick, well here's a cough syrup/
hepatotoxin a liver so like Kels r ma burn it up/

who are all this new people, have they not heard of ofoka the flame spittin viper ?? ;d ;d

t.u.s. or straight up shotgun s
cuzz ma flow b d type 2 leave a nga in a mess
n i aint eva bin d type u wanna put 2 d test
ma streetz report card says i graduated d best
n datz ahead of u catz
i got an all star glow
plus i hustle n flow lk d movie show
im a sponge 2 d pain dt i feel
datz y i scar d page so hard u can almst hear it squeal
man i bang lk a nympho n i dnt mean sex
but while im on it,i get laid mo times dan banks c cheques
matter of fact,im sick of it but they wont let m in seminary
they say im obsessed lk em is wid mariah carey
nga yo play iz sloppy
im mr smokin verses
n u were made 4 defeat(d feet) lk all star converses , ,

it's been a while sincei jumped on NL, bars r a little rusty though

Am ILLY ON TRACKS/ 4 REALLY I be KILLIN ALL WACKS/
bars make dudes go 'bananas', so i'l be 'PEELIN OFF BACKS'
U SILLY DUMB CATS/ wanna mess wit the shakepeare WILLY OF RAP?
u'll get fried from ma "power lines", like it generates a 'MILLION WATTS'

y'all spoon depth flow emces can never REACH THIS/ so PLS QUIT
cuz if it's dose lips, your ass SWITCHED WITH/ u still wouldn't SPIT SHIT.
oh u gat 'balls', but U 'lame', it's obvious u gat  'NOTHIN TO PLAY'
U cant diss cuz (discuss) u gat NUFFIN TO SAY/ I roc-a- sean john outfit wit ma hand 'PUFFIN' ON 'JAYs'

So cute dat wen i'm SEEN SPEAKING/ your chick i'm STREET SWEEPING
and if she be a 'hot' head then ma di.ck is 'HEAT' SEEKING
emCEES CREEPING/ cuz i locked they pride and sealed THEY FATE
better warn your crew, and tell EM, I (M.I) said "it AINT 'SAFE'"

hj you are so wack ! :-x :-x

damn mr H.J, dat was very impressive. I really loved the multies and that line "U cant diss cuz (discuss) u gat NUFFIN TO SAY/ I roc-a- sean john outfit wit ma hand 'PUFFIN' ON 'JAYs'"/ really nice. Mehn, this is the place to be at.

ninjitsu:

damn mr H.J, dat was very impressive. I really loved the multies and that line "U cant diss cuz (discuss) u gat NUFFIN TO SAY/ I roc-a- sean john outfit wit ma hand 'PUFFIN' ON 'JAYs'"/ really nice. Mehn, this is the place to be at.

tanks bro. appreciate the love.

dats d shit mehn H.J. . . come and now tell me dat dis is not where its at bruv  

Abeg ruin dis place 4 dem jo. . .

Nice verse H.J.

You know, I know a lot of Jumbos in PH. Perhaps your cousins and all that.

no wahala mr H.j. now where do i start cuz there are too many ill dudes here

streetwize:

dats d shit mehn H.J. . . come and now tell me dat dis is not where its at bruv

Abeg ruin dis place 4 dem jo. . .

yo streetwize, thanks bruv. i gat to admit, this is the place where illness itself pays respects to u cats. na u be chairman now, so i never get power to ruin here yet, lol

Ibime:

Nice verse H.J.

You know, I know a lot of Jumbos in PH. Perhaps your cousins and all that.

thanks bruv, really appreciate. well d name is Hilary Jumbo but i got it changed lately to 'gemini'. I aint gat no related peeps in P-town by the name jumbo, mite b a coincidence. u and streetwizzy really had it on with the warcraft battle thread, damn! y'all cats was wicked.