@malthuss

yeah right bro . . .we going nuclear in this modafckr . . . . .what u got for the kids?


@shaz

what ur "IM" i.d . . . . remeber its reddish?? something . . . . .

Sorry fellas. . . have to make this a double revolver. . .


@ 'Brid and Malthuss,

LOL, 'Smith against rap's version of Aki na Ukwa/
gbade stays ruthless// to these toothless bulldogs barking as usual/
effin midgets. . . bars you couldn't kick like you had bad cases of rickets/
. . . y'all nothing but bad cases of shitheads//
your toilet seats' got a grudge, 'cause my shit be the illest/
and let that mic be the judge, 'cause my spits be the thickest/
when you talk shit, i burn clips off ma glock/
and when i come sick off the top, i come hard so u can come sip off ma jock/
i've been spittin 16s this sick/
you've been shittin this weak on clean sheets/
Hy-who? LOL, a hybrid btw Mal and a pussy/
Oxford definition of a man LovePeddler, monster without the cookie/
Malthuss? ROFL, Mal's only what's left of a man/
that bitch life used the best of your span, now u wished u had death as a sperm/
Bleep it, i put a crown on toilet seats, i'm King of this shit/
fiend of these clips//Bleep rap, i'd be a love-vendor to this bitch/
clappin' on this rag tag team of half clad wimps/
'Smith still the Boss as verses i flip like magazines/


@ Mailmalc,

i think a funeral service is in order. . .

@malthuss

i gots this one . . . . . . .



@wordsmith .


u asked for it. . . .





@wordsmith

look at this dude hurr claiming he d boss/
now thats some floss/do the math/u cant settle d scores/
u was never smart son/ten of him equals one of us/
niggar!shut d Bleep up n do the cal-cu-lus/
dude,u just one-twentieth of the brid n malthuss /
we certified galac-ti-cus/smith u lame/i am miraculous/
i brings the pain/remeber how i crushed ur tiny testicles/
negroe am d reason u hanging 'em fake mandibles/
ma flows so incredible/words i assemble /smiths i disable /
lyrically burn ur as$ like overloaded tranformers n nepa cables/
we aint at d same level/ nigga Bleep u /u claim u's a rebel/
dude! d closest punch on brid was when u punched ma name on google/

"verses flip like magazines"/smith! d only time u high is when u on nicotine/
u get d!ck shine jerking off vaseline . . .baby lotion n ur mama's cream/
rag tag team if u call it/i gots it if u want it/b!tch come get it/
niggar!i smack u so hard ur brains pour out ur nose like vomits/


holla back. . . . . .

[b]
@ 'Brid

Nice one ma nigga . . .  allow me to close they casket

@'Smith n 'Malc

call me da drill sergeant when i bark orders
at these rap corporals, u gon need energizers to get yo shit further
when i smell victory u stink of defeat
no need for showers when i clean 'em up with ma spit
Niggaz aint sayin shit like words without vowels
empty slugs on these wacks like i got disturbed bowels
u bitches couldnt outsprint, u can pass batons but i still cross da line first
dehydrate these gays u'd be feinin for that d!ck thirst
am bringin games longer than mandingo/ yo hoes can testify how deep ma d!ck go
like siamese, stick a d!ick in 'Smith n it comes out mailmalc's hole
u gets ripped to bits with yo high school musicals
got tentacles/ am fcukin u niggaz from da top of terbanacles
sorry ass sissies, mo like cagney n lacey/ tracks u couldnt lace it
On da wheel like Morgan (freeman) n drive hard into these fcukin daisys
U niggaz aint ill u just homo sick
thats why 'Smith's d!ck be stinkin of 'Malc's shit

[/b]

@The Titans

U are the reason why there is state of emergency
Slow it down, u've got all screaming lord have mercy


@Hy-brid
Erm. . . . . . . . . .u would'nt mind sharing ur IM I.D with me, would u? In case u dont mind u got mine, big_crude@yahoo.com

@crude
why not homesss . . . . . . am are holla back at ya aight . . .is that big underscore crude or what? need to be sure , . .

have a lovely weekend peeps


@mailmalc n smith + mc johny bravo

whats the deal . . . .cant hola back . . . is that a white flag am seeing . . ?

yo! guys ,have a splendid weekend aigth

@shaz

already added u on . . . hope to chat with u soon

@Malthuss

Ouuuuuch!!! That hurts u know. . . . . . . .

Whoa! Wat's the Malc n 'Smith gon do now. . . . . .

Hey ! me kind of missed out. Cooool dudes

@ Smith
str8 up murda mayne. They just can't measure up even after joinin 50 tapes.

aiight buz time. Had to quickly come up wit this stuff despite the sad news i got 2nite. Love u grand pops 

[b]@MALTHUS & hybrid

Wen Malc nd' Smith plays, it's Malth & 'brid's defeat on replay
i slowly spit sick lines this quick to split your weak brains
Malthus, a privates or a pussy? well i think you lost your gender
i'm givin shots without any return like a helpful money lender
try estimate the damage i cause then calculate my flows
watch as it penetrates your soul/ so u can't respirate like choke
my mic checks verifies this/ mailmalc certified ill
wit my arsenal of rhymes, u's a goner(gunner) even 'brid testifies it
your verses were so unbalanced because you ain't got chemistry
r ma wipe off traces of these gays like i cleared history
leave u amazed way i excavate lyrics like i do constructions
got u off d rap scope, now u're moving wrong directions
your bitch is a hoe that is why she likes to gold dig
Malthus, a broke kid/no dime even if she has to dig so deep
when i click clack gats @ ya there's a sudden blackness
if u don't make it out of this war blame it on your wackness
i am sure u got a malfunctionin HUNCH, hw d'hell u 'gon BACK hybrid
jst this punchline to make your faces 'reddish' like Shaz I.D.[/b]

mailmalc:

Hey ! me kind of missed out. Cooool dudes

@ Smith
str8 up murda mayne. They just can't measure up even after joinin 50 tapes.

aiight buz time. Had to quickly come u wit this stuff despite the sad news i heard 2nite. Love u grand pops

@MALTHUS & hybrid

Wen Malc nd' Smith plays, it's Malth & 'brid's defeat on replay

jst this punchline to make your faces 'reddish' like Shaz I.D.

mailmalc God bless you for entertaining me, @everyone arent u entertained. this punchlines are too much for mallthus n brid o.

malc what happened to grandpa? sorry my beautiful boy.

@ edosioo
Thank ya vry muchhhhhhhh. He jst left witout sayin a word ! i'm cool nw though

uhm. . . . . .
its good to be back

this is my freestyle

look at me,i'm custom made
swifter,better,sharper than blade
and if y'all dont need ma help
sedate ur brains~put it on the shelf
i dont come to battle
so netcats~dont with me words ruffle
i send hails to ma peeps
who've been there~turning up the heat
its 9ice that i'm back
and if u dont like it,
go cut urself some slacks

@mailmalc

gots to admit it dude . . . .u hot ! . . . em lines are 100% sicker than ill . . . . .jus blazing hotttttttttttttttttttttttttt . .sorry 'bout ur grand pops . . .but we knw he b in a better place . . may his gentle soul find rest in the bossom of Christ . .

What it is, pimpin'? I see you Mail. Really sorry about Grandpa, i knows how it feels mayne, take heart. I see you droppin' it hot on em cats, have been having problems with my connection. . . . and personal issues. Should be able to reply on Monday. . .ciao

@ Mailmalc

Sorry 'bout your grand pa . . . take courage

Peace


@ netcees

sup people

Thnx Y'all . . yeah in life sh*t happens.

sup 'smith, brid, malthus . . . aiight lets go on wit our battle cypher

Sorry fellas, won't be available till friday. . .

'Tsup Brid, i aint seen ur YIM Id yet pls, i gots som bones to pick witcha

@crude

am do that right away . . . .u knw working and all dont give me enuf time to check me mails and all . . . been on the road most of last week and this week . . . meetings and all . . . am r still try doing just that today ok



@mailmalc

yo dude . . .yo!! been busy man . . .work and all . . .am r try my best to respond aight . . .


netcess

much respeck peeps . . .


@shaz

wassuop darl? . . . u ind of missing . . .where u at ma

@shaz

yeah right . . . . am online anyways . . .holla back

@shaz


its all good ma . . . . .


@wordsmith

i see u man . . .


@malthuss

wassup bro . . .

@crude

yo!! dude its 'bout time to start sparring in hurr aight . . . .i see u winning that edosio tourney man . . .


@mailmalc

niggar wasssup . . . . .see u been practicing. . . .shown tremendous improvement . . .from the days of stars warz . . .man u really stepped up ur game . . .raised the bar for sure . .


@netcees

much respeck u'all . . . . thnx for gracing the joint . . . .one luv

FELLOW NETCEES ITS TIME FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

HERE ARE THE FINAL FIXTURES FOR EDOSIOO'S MURDA 2008 FINAL


THIS IS THE FINAL BATTLES PAIRING::
3RD PLACE MATCH -(LOSERS FINAL )FLOWSHOW VS EDOSIOO
FINALS BATTLE- CRUDE VS MAKAVELE
******* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EDOSIOO FOR COMPLETING THE 1ST EVER TOURNAMANET ON NAIRALAND WITHOUT HATRED, HATERS AND BEEF !**************************

BE INFORMED THAT THE FINAL BATTLES WILL BE BROUGHT HERE FOR VOTING AND ANALYSIS, THIS IS TO AVOID ANY STUPID ONE LINE JUDGEMENTS because THE FINAL IS A RESPECTED AND CREDIBLE FINAL. SO YALL SHOULD GET READY AS EDOSIOO'S FINALISTS PREPARE TO SLAUGHTER NAIRALAND INTO SHREDS! AS WE ANNOUNCE THE NEW UNDISPUTED NAIRALAND HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.!
P.S BE INFORMED THAT THE 1ST ,2ND AND 3RD FINALIST WILL GET UNDISCLOSED GIFTS FROM EDOSIOO.

y'all just had to kill urself a short while i'm gone, innit?

@saucekid

longest time . . .dont stay too far away bro . . . .the brids cooking something hot . . .



@NETCEESS

yeah right ,am coming up with the doppest battle tourney ever . . . .all rap heads and upcoming acts mos definately goona be present no room for suckas n d!ck riders. . . i knw netcees be bored too death . . . yeah the brids ressurecting the perfected . . . .i feel ur pain folks . . .with all 'em fake tourneys . . .the real stuffs in the offings peeps . . .BRACE YOURSELVES . . .

@shaz


yeah babe , . . .the brids coming up with the doppest tourney ever in the history of Nairaland . . . .best admit it . . .early october 2008


shaz i c u ma . . . whats the deal? u always buzy . . .the brid too's buzy . . .holla back and quit playing u's the mac . .

@shaz

sorry ma. . . but i see this as kinda disrespeckful . . . . .dont even bother . . . aint wasting my time coming on line or sh!t t waiting on u , never!!! . . . .gots better things doing , b ez


@crude

added u bro . . .holla anytime u can aight

@hybrid
wat it do?i c dis thread is on fire.i'ma drop somefin soon.been rusty tho, wit dem battle and stuff.christ up

@shaz
sup

Phew, takes cobweb of mic

some cats thot i was finished but i'm just started now
ur boy's elevated so haters be asking how
wen i burst even ur plumbers cant stop my flow
dont mess wit me cos like c4's i'ma blow
lines so ill even doctors cant diagnose
spill lyrics like oil from a bad hose
d t-rex ROCKS mics like CHILLED drinks
soon to stop fakers shine like cheap blings

rily rusty