I had a glimpse at someones 2014 new year resolutions and I was dumbfounded and asking my self if this could be real.


1. To minimise my intake of beer to two bottles daily
2. To reduce the number of girlfriends to four
3. To minimise my sexual life to having sex six times a week
4. To explore more sexual joints and brothels
5. To learn bank code hackings
6. Never to join politics this year for my life sake cause the game would be deadly this year
7. Never to pay tithes again to avoid enriching my fellow men in the name of man of god rather use that money and give to the poor.
8. To stop smokings
9. To go for only Fair and fat ladies
10. To be a free thinker for religion has not paid off to me
11. To spend less time on social media, it took most of my time and finally
12. To visit nairaland daily

Hope am ftc.
No 7 & 10 are part of my own new year resolution. How can a mog buy a car of 120m for himself in d name of God. Am i not a born again