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I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 10:57am On Jan 02, 2014 |
Guys, i don't know what your bank account says, but please all i ask is that from now on, you show the proper respect when you see me strolling around Nairaland. Simply take off your hat, and lay on the floor- that i may walk over as a mini-bridge to whatever thread i am headed. With my Net worth now totaling over 100 TRILLION DOLLARS, it is crucial that i am accorded the ultra-celebrity status that i deserve. First off, as a Trillionaire- i need a new staff crew. I was informed that there are some small boys here parading themselves as mere billionaires, or something to the effect of such lowly financial status. These individuals would specifically meet the requirements for the open positions of 'domestic servant' and 'king's clown/jester' at my castle. QUICKLY!!, i need one of you to run to the education section and bring me some Academic Professors. Dangy (my boy) was hiring graduate drivers. Me, i need PhD holders coz driving me is a premium IQ duty. Seun, i know you can't wait to sell Nairaland to me now- don't worry, i'll decide as soon as i finish drinking this Garri. Proof of my abundant wealth below. Kindly ignore the part that starts with "Zim..." Thank you.
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Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Nobody: 11:34am On Jan 02, 2014 |
smh |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Olajumokeibk(f): 12:05pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Mad man in the making |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by ajasa4link: 12:12pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
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Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Obinoscopy(m): 1:20pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Apparently, there are different types of trillionaires . |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Deiok(m): 2:07pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Op is suffering from lack of money disease, which have gradually erupt into his brain. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Jojo4truth: 2:31pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Come op I tot I tld u dat u av dust allo ver ur brain.Oya take dis rag start cleaning ur brain. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Obinoscopy(m): 2:34pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Deiok: Op is suffering from lack of money disease, which have gradually erupt into his brain.Evidently 1 Like |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by cumpaddre(m): 4:53pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Obinoscopy: EvidentlyBoss whatsup with the Celebrity section Mod selection |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 9:02pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Deiok: Op is suffering from lack of money disease, which have gradually erupt into his brain. "HAS" ...... "ERUPTED" *face palm* |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 9:07pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Olajumokeibk: Mad man in the making Too late. That already happened. know what else already happened?.. your face. Pretty. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 9:12pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Obinoscopy: Apparently, there are different types of trillionaires . No, i am the only one the world has known. Provided you ignore the area that says something like "Zim....." . That part is just for aesthetics. @others please send your house address to trillionaire@trillionaire.com I will be buying up your houses and making them into poultries. Only problem is, i don't know if my chickens will be comfortable living in your houses. Thank you. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by LoganRebirth: 9:20pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Poverty na your middle name. Op,the earlier you wake up from your fantasy world,the better. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 9:50pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Logan_Rebirth: Poverty na your middle name. What is this 'poverty' of which you speak?.. Never heard of it. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Olajumokeibk(f): 11:02pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Na Laugh: Thank You |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Obinoscopy(m): 1:21am On Jan 03, 2014 |
cumpaddre:Its presently on hold sir. Perhaps you can send a PM to Seun on the matter. Regards. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Nobody: 8:29am On Jan 03, 2014 |
Congrats |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by cumpaddre(m): 8:48am On Jan 03, 2014 |
Obinoscopy: Its presently on hold sir. Perhaps you can send a PM to Seun on the matter.Okay boss. Thanks. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 9:51am On Jan 03, 2014 |
martha: Congrats Wow. Another Beauty. I see an island.. Madagascar. How about i buy up this island, relocate the entire population to make space for you and me uhn? My good friend 'Moto Moto' the hippo can stay though. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Nobody: 10:22am On Jan 03, 2014 |
Na Laugh:How abt d penguins |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 1:25pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
martha: How abt d penguins Yup! they'r smart folk. They can stay too. Whatever makes you happy. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 10:54pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Jojo4truth: Come op I tot I tld u dat u av dust allo ver ur brain.Oya take dis rag start cleaning ur brain. Are you creating a new language? BTW that rag you're handing me MUST be a high end designer. Thank you. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by maingwaest(f): 12:37am On Jan 06, 2014 |
Kip dreaming o,wen u are done carry hoe go farm go root cassava for foofoo. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 3:01am On Jan 06, 2014 |
maingwaest: Kip dreaming o,wen u are done carry hoe go farm go root cassava for foofoo. what is this "foofoo" of which you speak? |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by abbeyty(m): 7:55am On Jan 09, 2014 |
How much is that your money if converted to naira ? I bet it wont be up to 10 thousand naira |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 2:17pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
abbeyty: How much is that your money if converted to naira ? I bet it wont be up to 10 thousand naira Are you blind or insulting my wealth? It clearly says ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS. dollar na dollar |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by abbeyty(m): 3:56pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Are u also blind to see that your trillion is in Zimbabwe dollar which does not worth more than ten thousand Naira. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by NaLaugh: 6:36pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
abbeyty: Are u also blind to see that your trillion is in Zimbabwe dollar which does not worth more than ten thousand Naira. You no dey hear abi. I say dollar na dollar. |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by abbeyty(m): 8:00pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Ok boss I don hear, happy spending |
Re: I Now Have One Hundred TRILLION Dollars, So I Am A Celebrity (with Full Proof) by Emmyk(m): 10:57pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
I shake my head in Yo.ruba. |
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