drizzy009:
Bros Enny no dey use that kind thing joke o

Hope ure not d type dat do camouflage sha,? wearing Muslim outfit always?

NO

Ennyhorlar:
Hope ure not d type dat do camouflage sha,? wearing Muslim outfit always?

drizzy009:
NO

then I don't Av a problem with u bro

topnutch:

hen nw,wetin konsine 'medical' wit 'cultist/sponsor' form. #jstsayin#. i hope i answered ur question sha

U dint answer me oo.. U just insulted me..

Ennyhorlar:
actually I don't rap with Muslims,,,, I detest dem sef,, especially dose with slimfited jalambia /hijab,,,, pls don't quote me pls o

Pls I Dont wanna Meet you.

Ennyhorlar:
actually I don't rap with Muslims,,,, I detest dem sef,, especially dose with slimfited jalambia /hijab,,,, pls don't quote me pls o

But wait oo, Shey na Slim Hijab Atymat wear..

atymat:
Why? I really want to know. if you don't tell me I won't leave you alone oo. I'm serious oo

Did U wear Slimed Hijab

Bimffo:


Pls I Dont wanna Meet you.

ROTFL

hmmm

Have you guys started your online course registration?

Bimffo:


U dint answer me oo.. U just insulted me..

dnt tell me u did nt undistnd d@ SIMPLIFIED 'no'.

pseudonomer:
Have you guys started your online course registration?

portal nt open yet

atymat:
Which one of them were you, the dark one or fair one

....abi u 2 na slimfited clothes and short hijab u dey wear...if na so i dnt want to meet u again...abeg i dnt want wahala

topnutch:

dnt tell me u did nt undistnd d@ SIMPLIFIED 'no'.

I do not understand.. Oya, come and beat me..

Starprince2:
....abi u 2 na slimfited clothes and short hijab u dey wear...if na so i dnt want to meet u again...abeg i dnt want wahala

Which wahala are you talking about, anyway I dress according to my understanding of the essence of Islamic female dressing.

Bimffo:

Did U wear Slimed Hijab

I don't, you don see my pictures na

nawa oo...ennyhorlar..how can u detest ur fellow humans...i am a muslim nd i love Christians so much

atymat:
Which wahala are you talking about, anyway I dress according to my understanding of the essence of Islamic female dressing. I don't, you don see my pictures na

......gud luck to u if u dress according to the sheria of islam...i wl be hapi to meet u den......maybe on monday...bt pls im nt insulting u wen i said i dnt want wahala ...i have my reason 4 saying dat

Nunushokoto:
Please for those dat have started dier distribution,who did u first go 2 nd wot were d documents u submitted??


I intend startin my distribution on monday

Check d form b,,,but currently d librarian is not around

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT IN FUNAAB:
When you decided not to go for lectures & a
friend call you that the lecturer want to do an
impromptu test (na to take next
available bus to school) no bathing, no
creaming, no makeup
That Moment when you Decide to Join
everybody to Shout "Noooo" and then the
Lecturer Points at you and decides to make you
a scape goat.
when you attend a symposium & item7
finished at the chair roll before yours
when you have to walk with bear foot from JAO
to SUB to repair your spoilt slipper.
When you enter cab on getting to your bustop
you cannot find your money/wallet.
when you are caught bonding with a friend
during exams and an invigilator tells you to go
and sit down alone on the podium.
when you shunt Mancot and a Man O War waits
for when you about to enter the bus and pulls
you away.
When you wear your best cloth to school and
shoe to school, only to get to Motion ground,
fall down and
also spoil your shoe and everyone is saying
"Ehya".
When you go Early for the Only Class you for
the Day and they tell you the Lecturer isn't
going to be coming and you're coming from
Obantoko.
when you redo a particular e-exam 3times and
you are still invited for call back.
When you stand on queue for ATM inside
Funaab, for Like an hr, on getting to your turn,
it shows "temporarily unavailable".
When you want to do Fresher registration, after
queuing for hours and it gets to your turn, the
Exams and Record Unit Registrar says he is
done for the day.
When you Jump through the Window to enter
Shuttle and then the Glass Breaks.
like if any of this has ever happened to you, add
yours too.
Share with other Funaabites.

Can sm1 still apply 4 sch hostel at dz tym

Nunushokoto:
Please for those dat have started dier distribution,who did u first go 2 nd wot were d documents u submitted??


I intend startin my distribution on monday

There are 4 places U ave to distribute too..

1. Ur HOD

2. Senate

3. Library

4. Health Centre..

I am sure, U ave been cleared at ur HOD's office..

Go to senate next, with all the original Copies.(Stamped and Unstamped)

Library is Next year..

Health Centre has a Fixed date..

Bimffo:


There are 4 places U ave to distribute too..

1. Ur HOD

2. Senate

3. Library

4. Health Centre..

I am sure, U ave been cleared at ur HOD's office..

Go to senate next, with all the original Copies.(Stamped and Unstamped)

Library is Next year..

Health Centre has a Fixed date..

Tnx for dat ansa.nw i get a clearer picture of evritin bt i hv one more qstn. I av been to d HODs office to stamp my form E nd i was given a departmental clearance form which i was asked to bring on monday,my qstn is dat is it after i submit d clearance form dat i wl be given a file

Starprince2:
Can sm1 still apply 4 sch hostel at dz tym

No

Nunushokoto:
Tnx for dat ansa.nw i get a clearer picture of evritin bt i hv one more qstn. I av been to d HODs office to stamp my form E nd i was given a departmental clearance form which i was asked to bring on monday,my qstn is dat is it after i submit d clearance form dat i wl be given a file

I dont know how Ur Department does its stuff.. But I think U ave to fill the Departmental Clearance form b4 given a File..

In my Department, U pay the 1,500 dept. dues, U will be given the file and the Clearance form to fill. U fill it within 30 minutes. U arrange Ur Documents with it, then U are given a small Paper that U ave been cleared.. Then U arrange it with all ur documents, and U go to senate, Library and Health Centre..

Bimffo:


I dont know how Ur Department does its stuff.. But I think U ave to fill the Departmental Clearance form b4 given a File..

In my Department, U pay the 1,500 dept. dues, U will be given the file and the Clearance form to fill. U fill it within 30 minutes. U arrange Ur Documents with it, then U are given a small Paper that U ave been cleared.. Then U arrange it with all ur documents, and U go to senate, Library and Health Centre..

Tnx alot. So huz office do i go to wen i get to d senate buding nd wot do i tell d person

Nunushokoto:
Tnx alot. So huz office do i go to wen i get to d senate buding nd wot do i tell d person

Look for the woman or Man that gave you the File and Disc stuff..



Immediately U enter Senate building, Just go to ur right, U will see Exam and Records offices..

Or just Ask a security man in the senate building for Exams and Records office.. You will get to meet the man or the woman that issued out the File and Disc.. (Ur College and Record officer)

Then U get to submit all Ur documents and Departmental clearance.. (U must arrange it the way we were asked to arrange it, Unless U wont like their response )

Bimffo:


Look for the woman or Man that gave you the File and Disc stuff..



Immediately U enter Senate building, Just go to ur right, U will see Exam and Records offices..

Or just Ask a security man in the senate building for Exams and Records office.. You will get to meet the man or the woman that issued out the File and Disc.. (Ur College and Record officer)

Then U get to submit all Ur documents and Departmental clearance.. (U must arrange it the way we were asked to arrange it, Unless U wont like their response )

Ok,tnx bt d woman dat gave us d file nd disc was still in colplant as at friday

Ennyhorlar:
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT IN FUNAAB:
When you decided not to go for lectures & a
friend call you that the lecturer want to do an
impromptu test (na to take next
available bus to school) no bathing, no
creaming, no makeup
That Moment when you Decide to Join
everybody to Shout "Noooo" and then the
Lecturer Points at you and decides to make you
a scape goat.
when you attend a symposium & item7
finished at the chair roll before yours
when you have to walk with bear foot from JAO
to SUB to repair your spoilt slipper.
When you enter cab on getting to your bustop
you cannot find your money/wallet.
when you are caught bonding with a friend
during exams and an invigilator tells you to go
and sit down alone on the podium.
when you shunt Mancot and a Man O War waits
for when you about to enter the bus and pulls
you away.
When you wear your best cloth to school and
shoe to school, only to get to Motion ground,
fall down and
also spoil your shoe and everyone is saying
"Ehya".
When you go Early for the Only Class you for
the Day and they tell you the Lecturer isn't
going to be coming and you're coming from
Obantoko.
when you redo a particular e-exam 3times and
you are still invited for call back.
When you stand on queue for ATM inside
Funaab, for Like an hr, on getting to your turn,
it shows "temporarily unavailable".
When you want to do Fresher registration, after
queuing for hours and it gets to your turn, the
Exams and Record Unit Registrar says he is
done for the day.
When you Jump through the Window to enter
Shuttle and then the Glass Breaks.
like if any of this has ever happened to you, add
yours too.
Share with other Funaabites.

Lmao! Abt 3 of these av happened 2 me..dat of d ATM,dat of reg omo dat 1 pain me no be small especilly d fact I was being a gentleman n allowed a fyn babe 2 shunt.
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**singing**
I remember when I was coming from Night Class
I remember when I was coming from Night Class
[@12:56am]
I saw Alhaja she was collecting that thing in the dark

sup dudes! am an aspirant of funaab , wanna study agric extension and rural development pls I need sum1 to enlighten me and tell me wat d course entails..... Tanx!

rkarang:
**singing**
I remember when I was coming from Night Class
I remember when I was coming from Night Class
[@12:56am]
I saw Alhaja she was collecting that thing in the dark

Hahahahahahahaha..