Funaab own sef don dey too much jawe, admission list yet to be realeased all this while

FUOTUOKE Admission List for 2014/2015 academic
session is out. This released list is the Merit
admission list of candidates who have been offered
provisional admission into Federal University
Otuoke for the 2014/2015 session. Candidates who
have taken part in the 2014 FUOTUOKE Post-
UTME , checked their screening results and were
successful can now go to the admission-checking
portal view their admission status.
How To Check FUOTUOKE Admission List (Merit)
2014/2015 online
Candidates should follow the steps outlined below to
check the 2014/15 merit admission list of Federal
University Otuoke:
Go to FUOTUOKE 2014/2015 Admission list-
checking portal located at

http://fuotuoke.edu.ng/news/2014-08/2014-2015-jamb-merit-admission-list

The list of candidates who have been offered
provisional admission are there by department
(with title “2014/ 2015 JAMB Merit Admission
List”).
You can go to your Department on that
admission list to check your name or simply
type CTRl+F and type in your name to jump to
where your name is.
We congratulate all candidates whose names
appear on the 2014/2015 FUOTUOKE Admission list
(Merit). These candidates have been given offer of
provisional admission for the coming session.

Am going for APH so I don't about d admission wareva I Am sure before October d list Sud be out and Am already a student of funaab so I want to ask About d hostel fees is it true it is close to 60000k?

Hmmmm, am kinda worried bout funaab oo

[right][/right]Am going for APH so I don't care about d admission wareva I Am sure before October d list Sud be out and Am already a student of funaab so I want to ask About d hostel fees is it true it is close to 60000k?

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Good day, guys. I've a sister whose transcript status has not been uploaded. I went with her to submit her transcript last week Tuesday. I'm kinda worried this is taking too long. Anyone on here has a similar issue? Or anyone knows someone I can call to know what the problem could be? Thanks.

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Funaab Aspirants this year tho!!!
Over Anxious to see the admission List..



I thought everyone is aware funaab admission list always comes out a month after Post Utme
I.E sumtimes 4 weeks+ few days, 4weeks less few days..



Now everybody is like "where is da f*ucking list"
Like its already 2 months now
C'mon!! Its just 20days after Post Utme



Surulere mehn!!
Let's Realize admission list is always on weekends.
We still have 2 weekends ahead to end this month tho..
Not ruling out the weekdays sha..

Hmmm... Pple ar nt smilin!.. Wia our story tellerz dey sef?.. Uhmm!.. We cnt kill ourselvs!..

Congratulation admission list will be out nxt wk wednesday!

Nizzy129: Congratulation admission list will be out nxt wk wednesday!

nawa o...ur source pls?

phemmyjohnson: Funaab Aspirants this year tho!!!
Over Anxious to see the admission List..



I thought everyone is aware funaab admission list always comes out a month after Post Utme
I.E sumtimes 4 weeks+ few days, 4weeks less few days..



Now everybody is like "where is da f*ucking list"
Like its already 2 months now
C'mon!! Its just 20days after Post Utme



Surulere mehn!!
Let's Realize admission list is always on weekends.
We still have 2 weekends ahead to end this month tho..
Not ruling out the weekdays sha..

my comrade!!.. Nice write up, help us tel dem. Ooo... Over anxious dey worry dem..we no knw waitn dey hurry dem.. Wait''suprised'' ar u not d one I told to gve me change, okay gud go nd use dat one to buy smetin..

Forum don turn sahara desert wher evrytin go dry!! Let join d group of #bring out our admission list oooo# lolz

when some pple shared deir info...una complain
when we dety yab ourselves for here...una complain
when we no post again...una go still complain

nigerians sha... so my 100pages dream won't come true!!damn

I like dis thread like dis.... nobi our fault..na unaab wey no dey release cutoff.......

It seems dia is curfew here. Chai

I brushed my teeth for the third time, ran out of
the bathroom and grabbed my phone. Slowly i
scrolled down to a name saved with "FUNMI 2go"
and dialled the number with a happy smile on my
face.
Funmi was my 2go girlfriend. The first real friend i
was making from 2go after months of endless
chatting. She was paying me a visit that very
night, something like a return visit because we
first met two weeks ago at her school where we
met each other for the first time. Of course the
visit i paid her solidified our friendship thus
making her take the risk of visiting me for a lovely
weekend.
"hello Jude, the bus has dropped me at the park.
You can now come and get me" Funmi's sweet
voice announced as she answered my call. I
jumped up with joy before rushing out to pick her
up.
It wasn't had locating her at the busy bus station.
We hugged each other with joy, seriously the love
was there.
"i'm so happy" i whispered to her. She blinked her
eyes, saying nothing.
Minutes later we arrived at my lodge which
impressed her a lot.
"hmmm your lodge is beautiful. It's so big ooo.
Hmmm you go fear three storey building. How
much do you pay here?" she asked with
admiration.
We had a wonderful night gisting, joking and
playing before finally wrapping up the whole fun
with a hot romance. She really was so good and
sweet. Oh what a delicious girl she was.
"i hope you arn't decieving me?" she asked with
love in her eyes.
"of course not my dear" i answered innocently.
She smiled and closed her eyes. We went straight
to sleep moments after, Unfortunately i never
knew a nightmare was coming.
I woke up at exactly 3:15am the next morning, to
see my lovely visitor gasping for breathe.
Before i could understand what was happening,
she collasped on the bed. I fearfully stared at my
unconscious visitor. Confused, nervous and lost.
"please don't do this to me" i pleaded seriously.
Tears fell from my eyes, my heart pounded
furiously.
The poor girl breathed her last, a very heavy
breathe it was before keeping still, leaving me all
alone to my fate. All alone and hopeless.
I was left with the choice to tell the truth. A
freaking truth which no one would buy.
"no no no" i cried with panick, jumped out of the
bed and wore my trouser. My mind was set on
going out to seek help. To scream, to cry out loud.
"Perhaps my neighbours could be of assistance" I
reasoned with a cold shiver. But on second
thought i played down my fears and decided not
to seek external help. She wasn't breathing, she
already was freaking gone. I felt her pulse over
and over again.
Desperately, i tried breathing into her mouth. I
pressed on her chest a hundred times over, but
nothing worked. I fell back with fear, while the
consequencies of my predicament ran through
my head. I was in deep s.hit.
I needed no one to tell me that I only had a little
time to think out a good explanation or plan. Time
was running out fast. Dawn was quickly
approaching.
"d.amn" i exclaimed as my head played back our
last moment together. I really was ruined,
definitely fu.cked.
"Damn 2go" i hissed, wondering what must have
happened to her.
"perhaps she's asthmatic or something. Perhaps i
woke up too late to save her. Jeez" i cursed,
reached for her handbag and searched it for
drugs or something similar but found nothing.
Slowly my clock struck 4:10am, i had little time
left.
"I have to act fast. I have to move her body" i
reasoned with a fearful courage.
"Where will i dump her?, how do i cover my
tracks?, did anyone see us together the previous
evening?" i wondered as i pulled her down from
my bed.
To be continued...

phemmyjohnson: Funaab Aspirants this year tho!!!
Over Anxious to see the admission List..



I thought everyone is aware funaab admission list always comes out a month after Post Utme
I.E sumtimes 4 weeks+ few days, 4weeks less few days..



Now everybody is like "where is da f*ucking list"
Like its already 2 months now
C'mon!! Its just 20days after Post Utme



Surulere mehn!!
Let's Realize admission list is always on weekends.
We still have 2 weekends ahead to end this month tho..
Not ruling out the weekdays sha..

Deycalmefocus: my comrade!!.. Nice write up, help us tel dem. Ooo... Over anxious dey worry dem..we no knw waitn dey hurry dem.. Wait''suprised'' ar u not d one I told to gve me change, okay gud go nd use dat one to buy smetin..

Sumbody jez need to let em know the fact..
Other universities that also did post utme around the same time with funaab haven't released any admission list also..
LoOoOL!!!
Oga focus no whine me oo
Go read story!!!

FUNAABSU ELECTION RESULT
FINANCE - 3678
Stevo- 993
Integrity- 1201
Kudz- 1484
P.R.O
Dynamics - 2406
I.B.M- 1232
WELFARE- 3750
Coonley- 1175
Highbee- 779
Sir Vikk- 320
Pope Drea - 612
Sabab - 864
SOCIAL DIRECTOR- 3701
Dypo - 1763
Mafe - 1938
A.G.S - 3691
Heebee- 2428
Bulldozer - 1263
GEN SEC- 3373
Zamora - 3373
VICE PRESIDENT - 3747
Morio - 1001
Phunmi - 2512
Suncity - 234
PRESIDENT - 3747
OLA - 640
Holla Hollar - 1200
Raji - 934
Jaido - 87
Due Process - 28
Emmy - 95
Abdek - 119
Bankole - 159
Oshe - 422
fUNAAB Decides!

Deycalmefocus: FUNAABSU ELECTION RESULT
FINANCE - 3678
Stevo- 993
Integrity- 1201
Kudz- 1484
P.R.O
Dynamics - 2406
I.B.M- 1232
WELFARE- 3750
Coonley- 1175
Highbee- 779
Sir Vikk- 320
Pope Drea - 612
Sabab - 864
SOCIAL DIRECTOR- 3701
Dypo - 1763
Mafe - 1938
A.G.S - 3691
Heebee- 2428
Bulldozer - 1263
GEN SEC- 3373
Zamora - 3373
VICE PRESIDENT - 3747
Morio - 1001
Phunmi - 2512
Suncity - 234
PRESIDENT - 3747
OLA - 640
Holla Hollar - 1200
Raji - 934
Jaido - 87
Due Process - 28
Emmy - 95
Abdek - 119
Bankole - 159
Oshe - 422
fUNAAB Decides!

see composite..... Lol

Deycalmefocus: FUNAABSU ELECTION RESULT
FINANCE - 3678
Stevo- 993
Integrity- 1201
Kudz- 1484
P.R.O
Dynamics - 2406
I.B.M- 1232
WELFARE- 3750
Coonley- 1175
Highbee- 779
Sir Vikk- 320
Pope Drea - 612
Sabab - 864
SOCIAL DIRECTOR- 3701
Dypo - 1763
Mafe - 1938
A.G.S - 3691
Heebee- 2428
Bulldozer - 1263
GEN SEC- 3373
Zamora - 3373
VICE PRESIDENT - 3747
Morio - 1001
Phunmi - 2512
Suncity - 234
PRESIDENT - 3747
OLA - 640
Holla Hollar - 1200
Raji - 934
Jaido - 87
Due Process - 28
Emmy - 95
Abdek - 119
Bankole - 159
Oshe - 422
fUNAAB Decides!

Congrat to d winners

Donkunxex:
see composite..... Lol

very funny

Deycalmefocus: FUNAABSU ELECTION RESULT
FINANCE - 3678
Stevo- 993
Integrity- 1201
Kudz- 1484
P.R.O
Dynamics - 2406
I.B.M- 1232
WELFARE- 3750
Coonley- 1175
Highbee- 779
Sir Vikk- 320
Pope Drea - 612
Sabab - 864
SOCIAL DIRECTOR- 3701
Dypo - 1763
Mafe - 1938
A.G.S - 3691
Heebee- 2428
Bulldozer - 1263
GEN SEC- 3373
Zamora - 3373
VICE PRESIDENT - 3747
Morio - 1001
Phunmi - 2512
Suncity - 234
PRESIDENT - 3747
OLA - 640
Holla Hollar - 1200
Raji - 934
Jaido - 87
Due Process - 28
Emmy - 95
Abdek - 119
Bankole - 159
Oshe - 422
fUNAAB Decides!

sorry,iz dat d govt 4 2014/2015 section? Congrats 2 dem sha

mayayinks: very funny

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Donkunxex: I like dis thread like dis.... nobi our fault..na unaab wey no dey release cutoff.......

Hahahahahahaha, maybe if we strt our fighting again.

dharay99:

Hahahahahahaha, maybe if we strt our fighting again.

lol...

As u wait for admission list, try nd get ur ebola medical report oo.. U wil need itduring registration.peace...nd dnt forget. To put on glove wen cumin for d screenin..

Deycalmefocus: As u wait for admission list, try nd get ur ebola medical report oo.. U wil need itduring registration.peace...nd dnt forget. To put on glove wen cumin for d screenin..

rowbish!! U 4 wear condom 4 ya body, nt only glove

Patoskid: rowbish!! U 4 wear condom 4 ya body, nt only glove

both of you are lame

drizzy009: both of you are lame

abeg oo pastokid calm down ooo drizzy bro calm down...

drizzy009: both of you are lame

abeg oo pastokid calm down ooo drizzy bro calm down...

drizzy009: both of you are lame

abeg oo pastokid calm down ooo drizzy bro calm down...

drizzy009: both of you are lame

baba oo..'Raise. Hands. Up'' e je ko waale baba..