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Hakuna Matata! by bobolekepee(m): 8:12am On Jan 03, 2014
1.GARI HAVE NO ADVERT BUT PEOPLE BUY IT MORE THAN INDOMIE.

2.NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE
PRICE OF NIKE SANDALS IS
REDUCED, IT CAN NEVER BE SOLD
MORE THAN CHARLEW)TE.

3.IF YOU HAVE NEVER STOLEN MEAT
FROM YOUR MUM'S SOUP, IT
MEANS SHE DON'T COOK AT ALL OR
SHE IS A BAD COOK

4.IT IS A SMALL WORLD DOES NOT
MEAN YOU CAN WALK FROM GHANA
TO AUSTRALIA.

5.IF THE ALARM TONE OF A CHINA
PHONE CANNOT WAKE YOU UP, IT
MEANS YOU ARE DEAD.

6.NO MATTER WHAT
HAPPENS, 2014 WILL BE A YEAR OF
SUCCESS AND BREAKTHROUGH IN
YOUR LIFE..

7.IN 2014,NO ONE WILL WALK TO
YOU AND SAY "I AM SORRY", BUT
THEY WILL SAY
CONGRATULATIONS ..

8.THE HANDS THAT COMMENT
"AMEN" WILL CLAIM ALL THE
BLESSINGS AND WILL LIVE TO SEE
WHAT GOD HAVE PLANNED FOR
THEM.
Re: Hakuna Matata! by faithgokz(f): 12:44pm On Jan 03, 2014
amenoooooooooo cool
Re: Hakuna Matata! by Joyicy(f): 6:33pm On Jan 03, 2014
Amen o
Re: Hakuna Matata! by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jan 04, 2014
Amen
Re: Hakuna Matata! by PAGAN9JA(m): 2:14pm On Jan 04, 2014
ASE.
Re: Hakuna Matata! by slenderdude: 2:22pm On Jan 04, 2014
Ase waa!

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