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9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:13pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Humans can be really disgusting. There are certain things that everybody does on a regular basis, but few will freely admit to it. I’m talking about the little habits we have, the disgusting things we do when we are on our own, things that we wouldn’t do in public. Why all the secrecy? Because we know our habits are truly gross! I'm guilty of some of this things too (and don't go telling me its not 'ladylike') Its hilarious but true. I'm going to post them now, if perhaps someone has created a similar thread already. I'd love to know before I go far. And I'll post the source as soon as I'm done. #Stay Tuned |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:17pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-1- PICKING YOUR NOSE. Sometimes there is just no other way to get it out! Sure, we can blow until our ears pop, but everyone knows the quickest and easiest way to get that elusive bogey is to stick a finger up there. What better tool to use? Your finger is flexible and will bend and reach exactly where you need it to. |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by paulolee(m): 6:19pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
mcheeeeeeew....waste of M.B |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:19pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-2- SMELLING YOUR OWN FARTS We always smell our own farts! Farting is natural. It releases gases that have been trapped inside us that would otherwise cause pain. But for some reason, us humans automatically take a big sniff after letting one rip. Whether it’s to check its toxicity, to determine its flavour or to fathom how quickly we need to move way from the area to avoid being caught, we just can’t help ourselves! |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:21pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
paulolee: mcheeeeeeew....waste of M.B sorry oooh but you wasted more by commenting 1 Like |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by AbuMikey(m): 6:22pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Dannylux is guilty of number 2 |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:22pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-3- DIRT UNDER NAILS Nails. They really are a wonderful place for all kinds of dirt and germs to get stuck and breed under. And we love to sit down and have a poke about underneath them with anything sharp and pointy enough to fit under them, scraping the gunk and grit out. And if you’re at a loss for a suitable implement, you can always use your teeth. Although that might prove a little difficult when it comes to your toenails! |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-4- CONSTANT CARRESSING This one applies mostly to the men I think. Men like to have their hands down their pants, all the time! Watching TV? Give them a cuddle. Having a chat on his mobile phone? You can be sure his free hand is fiddling about with the content of his boxers. And sometimes they don’t even wait until they are in private before the hand starts to descend below the waist line. So how many wash their hands before continuing with their day? |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:27pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-5- SPOT POPPING What could be more satisfying than squeezing a big fat blackhead out of your skin? Or getting rid of a puss filled whitehead? And once it’s out, you inspect its size and colour, and marvel at how such a thing could be on your nose/chin/forehead/wherever. Gross, I know! But it almost becomes part of your daily routine. You check in the mirror for “pickables”. You don’t want zits, but the excitement you feel when you do find a ripe one is unmatched! |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:29pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-6- WEDGIE REMOVAL Here’s one for the ladies! Although if you a are a man, it really depends on what your taste in underwear is like. Don’t you just hate when you are out shopping and things are uncomfortably tight in the underwear department? I am referring to the dreaded wedgie. Prone to striking in public places, there is no other fix for it, than to hope no-one is looking and use your hand to remove the offending g-string and return it to its correct position. And we don’t always wash our hands immediately afterwards either! |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by lymelyte(m): 6:30pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Nice 1 @ op I am guilty of constant caressing |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:32pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
lymelyte: Nice 1 @ op I am guilty of constant caressing |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:33pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Abu Mikey: How do you know? |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:34pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-7- SPREADING OUR GERMS Having a cough or a cold is no fun! We feel miserable and if it were possible we would gladly chop off our noses and remove our lungs and throat just for some quick relief. However as body modification is not a suitable solution, we cough and splutter and sneeze- into our hands! We then helpfully spread our cold around for others to pick up by using our germ covered hands to open doors and fridges and pull out chairs, and change the TV channel with the remote control. The answer? Use your elbow instead of your hand, or at least wash them regularly! |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:36pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-8- EATING FOOD FROM THE FLOOR Everyone has heard of The Ten Second Rule. If you’re one of few that haven’t, here’s a quick explanation: basically, if you drop your food on the ground, you have ten seconds to grab it before it is classed as inedible. Yeah, its not a real rule. Food on the floor should remain on the floor, waiting to be cleaned up. You wouldn’t attempt to stick to this rule in a restaurant or fast food place, but in the comfort of our own home or even at work, we have all been guilty of dropping a biscuit or a cracker and quickly picking it back up and acting as though nothing happened. We just quietly thank our stars that the cracker didn’t fall “buttery side down”. |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by missterious(f): 6:37pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Number 1 isn't that bad na. . And it's satisfying mehn. Lol |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:38pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
miss.terious: lolz |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:40pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
-9- FORGETTING TO CHANGE THE BEDSHEETS Some people are a stickler for routine. Some people are not and leave their bed sheets unchanged for a little too long. Most people get to it as soon as they realise they don’t smell quite so fresh anymore. Not many would leave them until they are crusty and stained, although there are a few out there. And whilst its not exactly harmful, its not exactly nice either to get into bed and go asleep on pillowcases covered in last nights drool and toss and turn on sweaty sheets. And one mustn’t forget the evidence of “adult” activities either! Source: UncoverDiscover http://www.uncoverdiscover.com/humour/9-disgusting-things-we-all-do/habit1/ |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by rioemmanuel(m): 6:51pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
no 6.....dont tell me dat lady is putting on G-string |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 6:56pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
rioemmanuel: no 6.....dont tell me dat lady is putting on G-string How will I know? |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by rioemmanuel(m): 7:14pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
stefikal: You should know |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by kindy86: 7:18pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
no 1 remaind me of my cousin sis,once she pick her nose she will put it in her mouth and chew, #spit out# |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by Dannylux: 7:23pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Abu Mikey, come back and explain to them how you know I'm guilty of only number two. I hate people defending me. |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
kindy86: no 1 remaind me of my cousin sis,once she pick her nose she will put it in her mouth and chew, Ah! Delicious. *licks lips* |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by AbuMikey(m): 7:40pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
Nigga so guilty of Number 9 |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by homesteady(m): 8:43pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
I'm not guilty of any of them! #Runs away |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 10:13pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
homesteady: I'm not guilty of any of them! #Runs away better don't stop running |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by FlyTee(m): 11:08pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
the ten second rule is a life saver, especially when you are alone, |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by modextus(m): 12:02am On Jan 04, 2014 |
homesteady: I'm not guilty of any of them! #Runs awaytarrr if ah hear!
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Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by Nobody: 6:01am On Jan 04, 2014 |
Those pics are taken in public! |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by stefikal(f): 3:11pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Adikam: Those pics are taken in public! |
Re: 9 Disgusting things we all secretly do by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:56pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Guilty of some, about two or three.. No 9, is really unavoidable a times... |
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