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Three Scientists by goodguy(m): 7:38pm On Sep 02, 2005
Once in a conference, three scientists: an American, a German and a Nigerian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that."

The German replied, That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!"

The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abuja, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he is now the president”.
Re: Three Scientists by hotangel2(f): 8:51am On Sep 03, 2005
Hahahahahah!!!!!!!! This is Funny. Why are they abusing obasanjo ehh?? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Three Scientists by Saintjoe(m): 5:52pm On Sep 03, 2005
hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin
i like that goodguy
Re: Three Scientists by spikelord(m): 9:07pm On Nov 27, 2005
Man, this is funny. Why are u jealous of Obasanjo? Is it because he's got what u don't possess?
(Numerous family members, I mean the Monkey Family).
Re: Three Scientists by spikelord(m): 9:10pm On Nov 27, 2005
Man, this is funny. Why are u jealous of Obasanjo? Is it because he's got what u don't possess?
(Numerous family members, I mean the Monkey Family). grin cheesy cool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Three Scientists by vichel(m): 5:49pm On Nov 29, 2005
Ha hahahahahaha u are killing me Oh my God
Re: Three Scientists by goodguy(m): 6:09pm On Nov 29, 2005
grin
Re: Three Scientists by jummiee(f): 3:52pm On Nov 30, 2005
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked heeyyyyyyy waaaayyyyyyyyy, na your president u dey abuse so? i'm scandalised shocked grin
Re: Three Scientists by snowsdream(f): 12:28pm On Dec 01, 2005
so u r insultin my neighbours' fatha i ll tell him. Really funny. Hahaha
Re: Three Scientists by christyne(f): 3:15pm On Dec 01, 2005
Infact, i cant just stop laughin.U ds guy, u go kill person.I go go report u to baba iyabo say u dey abuse am.The most handsome grin guy of our time.I knw u r not as handsome grin as he is, dts y u dey yab am.
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Re: Three Scientists by pretysmile(f): 4:22pm On Dec 02, 2005
Oh wat a nice one.This shd av been d best pix to back it up.
Nigeria scientist is da best.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes

Re: Three Scientists by pretysmile(f): 4:29pm On Dec 02, 2005
Nigeria scientists.......................da best
Check it out

Re: Three Scientists by Saintjoe(m): 5:47pm On Dec 04, 2005
Why are u guys insulting the whole President of the Federal Repulic of Nigeria?
U think it is easy to have a film actor as a President.
If u dout me go watch this fil " Kingkong" You will see thing for your self...................... grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Three Scientists by Ahmedism: 11:09pm On Dec 11, 2005
....dat was nice . Stroke that Aso rock man until the whole world knows we dont give regards to election riggers and ppl who claim to be saints when they are actually crooks... tongue
Re: Three Scientists by nike4luv(f): 11:20pm On Dec 11, 2005
aha..nice cheesy
Re: Three Scientists by Madukaele(m): 7:26pm On Jun 27, 2010
lolz
Re: Three Scientists by bydot1(m): 8:02pm On Jun 27, 2010
Na wa oh
Re: Three Scientists by VALIDATOR: 5:06pm On Jul 01, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Re: Three Scientists by EfemenaXY: 5:49pm On Jul 01, 2010
coconut head president??

funny joke - I like it cheesy
Re: Three Scientists by toygod2: 4:25am On Jul 27, 2012
nawaoh
Re: Three Scientists by Homar(m): 6:15am On Jul 27, 2012
OBJ you too much[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Three Scientists by Lisa1: 8:47am On Jul 27, 2012
lol
Re: Three Scientists by Thankme(f): 9:05am On Jul 27, 2012
grin grin grin grin

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