Man attempt to please his wife in bed nearly kills him


KENYA :A youthful man in Kericho County is coming to terms with what hit him after a supposed sexual stimulant caused him a dreadful stomach upset.
His stomach kept rumbling and couldnt just cool down. Good Samaritans rushed him to a nearby hospital to save his life.
A friend of the victim only identified as Mike told Crazy Monday that the victim was a businessman in the tea-growing town. It is said he had bought Mkombero (a Kenyan viagra), a popular root believed to boost men’s virile prowess and give extraordinary performance when it comes to ‘gland-to-gland’ combats.
He bought the yet-to-be scientifically certified aphrodisiac from Nakuru, where he had gone to purchase goods for his shop.
“I had accompanied him to Nakuru, but as we were making rounds in the streets, we met a man selling some white roots. The businessman beckoned and asked him if the shrubs were the ones rumoured to help men to recharge their ‘low batteries’,” recalled Mike.
The hawker took time explaining to them how popular the roots are in Western Kenya.
He further explained that despite the fact that the shrub’s aphrodisiac properties are yet to be proven scientifically, they make men deliver a sterling performance between the sheets.
The businessman dug into his pocket and paid for the potent root. He was so excited and eager to see results that he even left the loose change with the shrewd elderly hawker.
However, his friend warned him that such herbs could be dangerous.
“I mocked him that the potency of such roots is just a myth and hawkers are just lining their pockets because they know men, desperate to satisfy their wives, will buy,” explained Mike.
They left Nakuru later in the day, and the businessmen began chewing the roots in a matatu all the way to Kericho.
“Aliniambia hiyo mizizi itakuwa kali sana lakini nilikuwa natarajia matokeo mazuri hata mke atafurahi sana (the hawker told me the roots were so bitter, but I expected good results — my wife, too, would be a happy woman),” the businessman said adamantly against the warning.
Upon arriving, they parted ways, each to his house at around 8 pm. However, at around 11 pm, the businessman woke his friend with a phone call that all was not well with him in the nearby plot.
Shock greeted the friend when he arrived at the businessman’s house only to find him writhing in pain on the ground, arms wrapped around his stomach. His condition seemed to get worse with each passing minute.
The businessman revealed that he started feeling the pain the moment he got to his house and rested his tired bones. At first, he thought they were normal abdominal upsets.
However, the pain persisted and neighbours had to be called. They rushed him to a nearby hospital. The doctor who attended to him termed it ‘food poisoning’, and warned that had they delayed, the case would have been fatal.
“The roots caused some damage on the walls of his stomach,” said the doctor. He was discharged the following day, after a lesson well learnt.

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"‘gland-to-
gland’ combats."........chai see use of english

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